Additron recruitment center: (Transmission 09.16: Universal Recruitment Broadcast)
🎸Hit Single by PlokaDot Horizons “Additrons are…”
[Static → heroic synth music builds, half-epic, half ….]
Narrator (ultra-serious military tone):
“Attention, citizens of the cosmos!
The galaxy is calling — and it wants YOU.
Not later. Not maybe. Right now.
Enlist today with the Additrons!”
[Cut to Flip and Zip, standing proudly in mismatched uniforms — helmets backwards, snacks in hand.]
Flip:
“We’re the galaxy’s last, best, occasionally-on-time defense squad —
masters of hoverboarding, chaos management, and late-night snack warfare!”
Zip (dead serious):
“Applicants must be brave, loyal, and snack-trained.
Preferably all three at once.”
Māui (bursting through a holo-banner):
“Training includes:
– Quantum Leap Drills!
– Anti-Glitch Maneuvers!
– And Emergency Pizza-to-Mouth Precision Under Pressure!”
Flip (grinning):
“And don’t worry if you don’t have a tail — we all can’t be perfect! Hahaaa!
Go see logistics and sign one out. They’ve got extras. Some even glow in the dark!”
[Cut to montage: recruits crashing hoverboards, someone trying to attach a tail backward, laughter, explosions in the distance.]
Voice-Over (booming with heroic overconfidence):
“Join the Additrons — defenders of peace, protectors of memes,
and part-time heroes of intergalactic snack supply chains!”
Zip (winks at camera):
“No experience necessary. Just bring courage, curiosity, and a spare battery pack.”
[The “ADD-01 CADET OATH” flashes in neon.]
All together (chanting with gusto):
“I swear by my snack, my spark, and my playlist
to protect the cosmos from boredom and bad code.
I will hover true, glitch less, and meme responsibly.
For I am… an ADDITRON!”
[Explosion → logo forms: ADDITRONS — DEFEND. DISCOVER. DELIVER.]
Narrator (final crescendo):
“Sign up today at the Additron Academy!
Because the universe won’t save itself —
but it will give you a really cool tail.”
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