CHAPTER 1: SOS IN THE NIGHT
“—and what a night, orbiters! The stars are literally above us and below us! Look there—the Southern Star’s cruiser sliding into Dock Nine, trailing photons like confetti. Oof, that entrance—pure nova glow!”
Applause-lights rippled across the skyline. Camera-drones laced the cloud layer, red-carpet cruisers gliding in synchronized elegance. The orbit glittered like champagne spilled across velvet darkness.
“Every lens on the planet is tuned to this sky—because tonight, glamour defies gravity!”
The broadcast’s voice shimmered downward—through heat haze and neon vapor—to a single figure sprawled on the rim of a service tower.
Tif lay beneath a tangle of antenna cables, boots hooked over a rusted girder. Around her, cracked screens and scavenged parts formed a half-circle booth—her classroom, her studio, her dream in scrap metal.
Her cracked lens caught the galaxies of the rich. For a few minutes each night, she let herself believe she belonged there too.
She flicked her mic.
“Class C-12, you online? This is your night host, Tif Flux, coming to you from the high and mighty. Lesson one—wish big, wish fast. That comet train up there? That’s the Southern Star herself. Make your wish before she disappears.”
Soft laughter trickled through the static.
“Keep it short,” she said. “Dream loud, whisper quiet. Analog hearts don’t get traced—”
A sharp ping sliced through the feed.
Her smile froze.
She sat up. The hum of the city shifted—colder, mechanical.
“Crap. Busted. Kids, tune out. Plan B’s over. Classes tomorrow—if I’m not frozen solid.”
From below came the rising whine of cold thrusters. Two ICETROLS broke from the smog, spotlights slicing the mist.
“ICETROL 1 to 2: Unauthorized analog signal detected. Source triangulated.”
“Roger. Bogie podcaster in violation of elegance code.”
Tif ripped out the power cell, stuffed it in her bag, and slammed a spanner through the console. Sparks hissed.
“Sorry, sweetheart,” she muttered to the dying rig. “You’re spare parts now.”
Frost crept up the girder beside her hand.
She swung onto her hover-bike and kicked the thrusters.
Below, the holo-reporters’ perfect sky feed glitched—
“—the Stellar Regent arriving with an escort of—wait, our signal’s—”
Static consumed the cheers.
Ping detected. Source: unregistered. Format: analog.
Tif frowned. “Analog in space? In this century?”
Another pulse hit—louder. The orbit above flickered; cruisers froze mid-glide.
A comet shuddered out of formation and fell—a streak of turquoise and gold carving through the pageant like a god’s signature. The impact turned the horizon white.
Every screen went dark, then lit with a single voice—smooth, cold, and imperial.
“This is HIGH-ICE to all citizens. Remain elegant. Anomaly contained. Emotional-temperature protocols engaged.”
Vice-ICE had hijacked the feed—stole the sky’s applause.
The air thickened with frost.
Tif pushed hair from her eyes, gaze fixed on the distant glow still bleeding through the smog. Something had fallen that wasn’t supposed to fall.
She jammed the power cell back into her bike.
“Let’s see what just rewrote the sky.”
She launched off the tower—neon whipping past, frost breaking beneath her thrusters—as she dove through the frozen skyline.
Past towers dripping light, over streets turning to glass, she chased the forbidden glow bleeding through the smog—before Vice Lord ICE could freeze the story.
“Target acquired,” one of the ICETROLs said.
“Authorization confirmed—tag only. Do not engage lethals.”
A faint command whispered back through their comms, colder than the wind itself.
“Mark the anomaly. Maintain elegance.”
Their wrist-emitters flared.
Beams of pale blue light sliced past her shoulder—harmless at first glance, but each carried a tracer code, invisible except for a glass-shard shimmer in the fog.
One grazed her sleeve. Frost webbed across the fabric, gone in a blink.
Tiffy didn’t notice; she was already moving.
The bike screamed forward, bolts shaking loose from the tower. Neon trails streaked beneath her as she tore through the haze.
Behind her, scanners pulsed—each ping locking on to the tracer now hidden in her flight path.
Static softened into a new transmission—an echo of Tiffy’s tracer ping folding into another channel.
“… and now, dear travelers, for all guests aboard the Galactic Dreamliner, please fasten your gravity belts as we begin our panoramic drift across the Perseid Veil!”
The Dreamliner sailed through deep space like a floating city, all neon glass and self-important glow. Its hull caught the starlight and bent it—auroras sliding across chrome curves like liquid applause. Inside, tourists clinked champagne flutes, laughter effervescing into the air as service drones glided by with trays of stardust cocktails that shimmered and re-poured themselves mid-air.
Then one of the stars blinked.
“Captain,” the navigator said, voice sharp enough to cut through the music. “We’ve got movement—fast.”
On the radar, a single red dot flared to life. It wasn’t drifting. It was steering.
The captain leaned forward, his reflection trembling in the glass.
“Evasive pattern!”
The cruiser banked left.
The meteor banked left.
The cruiser zigged.
The meteor zagged.
Passengers screamed as gravity flickered—champagne globes hanging mid-air before bursting in slow motion. Someone’s pearls floated away like tiny planets escaping orbit. The viewports filled with fire, the meteor swelling until it eclipsed the stars—a roaring mass of plasma and stone bearing down like a personal apocalypse.
Heat rolled through the decks; panels buckled, alarms trilled. Crew voices tangled over the comms.
Then, cutting through the glare—another streak of light.
Someone riding it.
Gasps rippled through the cabin.
“Is that a—surfboard?!”
He carved out of the fire like it was his element: bronze skin glowing, grin wider than gravity, hair alive with sparks.
Maui. Balanced on his longboard as if the universe were his playground.
“Hang tight, folks!” he shouted over the roar, voice crackling across open comms. “I got this!”
He leaned into Nukutaimemeha, the board humming beneath him with a sound older than stars. The vibration ran through his bones, steady and loyal. The board answered him with a low growl, slicing the plasma wind like a blade through silk.
The meteor adjusted, angling again for the cruiser. Maui matched its fury, the heat licking at his arms, laughter rising in his throat as if chaos itself were a game.
“Not today, hotshot.”
He pivoted his stance, torque building, muscles coiled—and slammed shoulder-first into the meteor’s face.
ZOMP!
The shockwave rippled through the void. Every viewport on the Dreamliner rattled, glass singing from the pressure. Shards of molten rock scattered outward, each fragment catching light and turning the dark into gold rain. The cruiser trembled, its hull ringing like a gong, but held steady.
Passengers pressed to the glass, eyes wide as their would-be doom spun away, dissolving into glittering dust. And through the storm, their rescuer—the mad demigod surfer—floated backward through the debris, hair still burning like a comet’s tail.
He raised one hand in salute, thumb jutting skyward.
“You’re welcome!”
Laughter echoed in the channel, reckless and alive.
Maui drifted with the ease of someone who’d just punched destiny in the jaw.
“Easy day,” he said, voice softening as the fire faded. “Textbook save.”
The board pulsed under him, the old power murmuring its approval.
Somewhere far below, the tracer signal that had hitched a ride through space followed the same gravity well—down toward a blue planet waiting to collide with both of them.
Then the light behind him shifted—another mass, darker, faster, a splintered chunk from the first meteor spinning straight for him.
He turned, squinting through the glare.
“Aw, no. You’ve got to be kidding—”
KRAAANG!
The second meteor caught him square in the ribs. The hit folded him sideways; air punched from his chest as the stars spun into a carousel of white and gold.
Nukutaimemeha growled under his feet, deep and resonant—the sound of an ancient being refusing to break. Rings of energy rippled across its surface, stabilizing his spin inch by inch.
The momentum was brutal. Fragments screamed past him, shards of light slashing trails across his vision.
“Who throws another one?!” Maui shouted, tumbling through the inferno. “That’s cheating!”
He hit a cloud of molten debris—sparks bursting around him like fireworks in slow motion. The board caught him again, its hum steadying into rhythm.
And under the roar of atmosphere, a new sound bled through:
ting-ting-ting — faint, analog, metallic.
He blinked.
“Hula-Haka Radio? You still alive, old friend?”
A brass dial flickered on the side of his board, its face cracked but glowing.
ting-ting-ting — three pulses, then static—the ancient FM beacon he’d wired centuries ago for fun now pinging through the cosmic interference like a ghost beat.
“Hold tight, Nukutaimemeha!” he called through the fire. “We’re going in hot!”
The board’s voice rumbled back, low as the sea floor.
“I am always steady, Maui. Question is—are you?”
Maui grinned into the wind. “Show-off.”
Earth swelled beneath them—blue, bright, breathtaking, and ready to hurt.
The ting-ting-ting followed him down the atmosphere, trailing like an accidental signature. Somewhere far above, arrays tuned by Vice-ICE registered a matching pulse; and in the haze below, Tiffy’s analog receiver flickered in sync, unaware that her signal and his had just found each other.
Maui leaned into the heat, muscles taut, eyes narrowed.
“Alright, partner,” he said, his tone a mix of challenge and respect. “Let’s make this one for the record books.”
Flames licked at his forearms, swirling like painted tattoos come alive.
Nukutaimemeha’s core pulsed brighter—each beat a drum older than gravity itself—guiding their descent with millennia-old precision.
The pressure thickened until the air itself began to scream, the sound wrapping around him in a thousand whistling tongues.
That’s when it came—the first ping.
A pulse of gold flared along the board’s edge, slicing through the roar like a divine heartbeat.
Ping-ping-ping.
The rhythm echoed inside his skull, steady as an oar against the tide.
Symbols of light spun outward from the board’s nose, curling into a translucent command seal before his eyes. The air around him shimmered with geometry and voice.
“Omega-Class Distress. Priority Alpha. Mortal life in imminent danger. Coordinates locked. Dispatching Maui and Nukutaimemeha.”
The words didn’t so much speak as vibrate through his bones—half report, half prophecy.
He groaned through the storm.
“Now? I’m literally on fire!”
“You are always on fire,” the board replied, calm as the ocean floor. “Focus.”
The seal rippled open, a golden stream of data unfurling into vision.
Within it—tiny and fragile—he saw a city under siege, streets of chrome and frost, a lone girl on a hover-bike racing through light.
The image flickered; the Ping stuttered.
And under the cosmic broadcast another sound trembled up from below, thin and analog:
ting-ting-ting … ping-ping-ping …
Maui frowned through the fire.
“Tell me I’m not hearing FM radio in the middle of re-entry.”
Nukutaimemeha rumbled amusement. “Old signals linger long after their makers forget them.”
Maui’s grin widened, the storm flashing across his teeth.
“A Class Omega, huh? You could’ve just said it was important.”
“I just did.”
“Fair enough.”
He shifted his weight; the board answered with a snarl. The atmosphere clawed at them, red and white streaks tearing open like curtains.
Cosmic hum built beneath his feet, vibrating through muscle and flame.
“Well then,” he said, fire skating down his arms, “let’s make an entrance.”
He bent low, shoulders squared, every fiber alive.
“Hold on, kid,” he muttered. “This Ping’s about to meet the Maui Express.”
He dropped.
The board howled, a fusion of thunder and surf.
Clouds split like applause; lightning traced his wake.
The ting-ting-ping rose into a frenzy—his analog heartbeat answering Earth’s—and somewhere far below, Tiffy’s cracked receiver caught the echo, a whisper of music threading through the static just before impact.
At Yodi-1 Canobi Observatory, the night had been politely uneventful—until every alarm decided to join a rock band.
Monitors flared white.
Charts spasmed.
Coffee hit the ceiling.
“Object descending—fast!”
“Trajectory unstable!”
“Vector shift—again!”
Dr. Ezly adjusted her glasses with a trembling hand. “That can’t be right. It’s changing angle every three seconds—like it’s surfing the atmosphere.”
Across the room, her assistant squinted. “Wait—what’s that movement?”
The entire crew leaned closer to the main feed.
A streak of gold tore through the sky-cam frame, shedding plasma like glitter in zero G.
“Is it… waving?” someone whispered.
For a heartbeat, the lab fell silent except for the faint ting-ping-ting bleeding through the radar speakers.
The senior astronomer frowned. “Do meteors normally broadcast… music?”
The intern shrugged. “Only the fun ones.”
The streak grew brighter.
“It’s a bird!” someone yelled.
“No, it’s a plane!” another shot back.
The intercom crackled, voice booming with laughter that shook the walls:
“I heard that!”
Every head snapped up.
“Who—who patched that through?”
Before anyone could answer—
the sky split.
BOOM.
Light swallowed the valley, brighter than noon. The ground bucked; ceiling panels rattled loose. Instruments toppled in slow-motion arcs.
When the dust finally settled, half the hillside had simply… relocated.
A smoking crater steamed where the forest had been, half a mile wide, the edges hissing like a kettle left on boil.
Someone broke the silence.
“Okay,” said the intern, coughing. “So… not a plane.”
Grandma Hana had survived six blockbuster flops, four evolutions, and two epic SkyBizz bestsellers who thought they could script in how to park a hover-bike.
At one-hundred-sixty, she still rode the same patched-up SkyRattler 50—the kind of machine museums politely refused because it leaked nostalgia and engine oil in equal measure.
When the shockwave hit, she was halfway through a lazy lap around the orchard, pinging about idiot skytariffs and the price of a Sugar-Daddy Choco Bar.
The blast bowled her sideways, rattling her dentures but not her composure.
She eased the bike down on a cushion of blue exhaust, slippers scraping gravel.
Steam drifted through the air like ghosts testing their lungs.
The night smelled of burnt ozone and roses that would never recover.
Hana set her cup of jasmine tea on the seat, straightened her robe, and peered over the rim of what used to be her rose garden.
The petals were gone—replaced by a crater boiling with light.
Bubbles popped along the edges, spitting sparks that hissed like whispers.
She tilted her head, squinting through the mist.
“That crowd of orange wannabes,” she muttered, voice like dry paper and mischief, “always talking with forked tongues. Promising the stars, delivering hot air—kiss the ring, kiss my a… as… ah… walking stick.”
She chuckled, the sound half cough, half thunder.
The ground under her slippers trembled again. She steadied herself on the railing, eyes narrowing as colors shifted in the smoke. “What is it… it’s coming to me…” Her tone drifted, half-dream, half-warning.
A hiss slithered up through the vapor.
Her eyes widened, ancient amusement flickering behind them.
“Ah—hiss… no… oh yes…”
She smiled that eerie calm only grandmothers and gods share. “A snake.”
The steam parted; the crater glowed gold and green, serpentine coils of light twisting as though the earth itself were stretching awake.
“Always the same story,” she sighed. “Men fall from the heavens, snakes crawl from the cracks.”
She picked up her teacup, blew away the dust that had dared settle on it, and took a sip.
“Better boil more water,” she said, deadpan, then glanced at the crater again.
The hover-bike’s engine hiccupped beside her, spitting a single bubble of smoke that drifted down into the pit.
Hana clucked her tongue.
“Lovely,” she said. “Always wanted my own swimming pool.”
CHAPTER 2: HULA-HAKA-BOOGIE?
The crater hissed like a boiling drum, colors shifting from gold to jade to coral pink.
Steam rose in slow ribbons, curling around the ruined fence where Grandma Hana still stood, teacup in hand.
A faint hum drifted up from the glow — low, resonant, almost musical.
Then the sound sharpened, strings bending, until the air itself began to strum.
Hana squinted through the haze.
“Nukutaimemeha … is that you?”
The board tilted upright out of the crater, dripping light. Its runes flashed like fret-marks; plasma arced across its edge.
Then, as if embarrassed by the attention, it tipped forward and released a smooth, lazy Hawaiian-electric-guitar riff, notes twanging off the mist.
Hana grinned. “You charmer. Still playing by ear, huh?”
She wagged a slippered toe at the board. “Where is he? Tell him to pop in for cookies later. I’d love for you both to meet my grand-niece Phili — she’s a good girl, bit too corporate maybe, but she’s got heart. Just needs to hover-cruise a Harley once in her life.”
The board responded with a playful upward bend in pitch — a shimmering wah-wah of agreement.
Hana laughed, the sound rolling through the crater steam.
“Well, it is her life. I’m proud of her.”
A soft chime beeped from her kitchen behind her. She glanced over her shoulder.
“Oops — cookie time just pinged in.”
She shuffled back toward the porch, muttering, “Save me one for Maui; he’ll need the sugar.”
Down below, Maui floated on his back in the newborn crater-lake, grinning up at the stars peeking through the smoke.
“Missed your cabbages by that much, Nana.”
He pushed upright, stretching, steam ghosting off his shoulders.
His fishhook pulsed faintly, still hot with afterglow.
Nukutaimemeha swooped in, haloed by sparks.
“Nice catch, partner,” Maui said to the hum — a low hula-haka-boogie that rolled out from the board’s core.
“Now — let’s go meet that mortal.”
The board gave a satisfied thrum, answering with a rising chord.
Together they hovered above the crater in a burst of mist and radiance, ripples spreading beneath them like liquid aurora.
As they lifted, Maui caught the echo of a chant carried on the night wind — “hi aha…” — a phrase older than language, bending through the steam like feedback from a broken speaker.
Then the old-school shockwave rolled out from the impact site, thumping through the valley, racing toward the city — windows pumping, streetlights flaring one by one in its wake.
And somewhere down the block, a girl named Tiffy looked up just as destiny hit.
A shimmer pulsed through the crater steam, taking shape — a towering figure of reflected flame and raw ego.
Broad shoulders. Perfect hair. A smirk so bright it could tan planets.
Maui groaned. “Oh great. Crater envy. That’s what we’re doing now?”
The giant stretched, sparks crackling across his chest like camera flashes. “What can I say? The crowd loves a comeback.”
Maui dusted off his jacket, the faint glow of his hook sharpening. “Alright, Big Guy, you’ve had your fun. Time to step aside and let the real Maui handle things.”
“Real Maui?” E-Go’s eyebrows flared into literal fire. “Please. I’m the upgrade. Bigger muscles, better style, and — ”
He flexed, striking a pose that would make a thunder god cringe.
“Let’s face it — more charisma.”
Maui tilted his head. “Bigger muscles, yeah. Better style? You look like a lava lamp on vacation. And charisma — ”
He twirled his fishhook, its glow tightening into a halo of heat.
“If you’re so charming, how come I’m the one with the legendary hook?”
E-Go’s grin faltered. “Because you stole it from — ”
“Shhh,” Maui said, spinning the hook faster. “Spoilers.”
Light erupted between them. The giant’s outline stuttered, melting into streams of molten gold that swirled toward the hook like water down a cosmic drain.
“Hey!” E-Go’s voice echoed as he was pulled in, arms flailing. “We weren’t done here!”
“Oh, we’re done,” Maui said, catching the hook mid-spin.
It pulsed in his hand — smugly, like it knew it had just won an argument.
“Back where you belong, Big Guy. No more freelancing.”
He slung the hook over his shoulder, wincing as his ribs popped.
“Next time, I’m taking the lead. You’re just backup.”
The hook glowed in quiet agreement, flashing once — like a wink.
Maui rolled his eyes. “Don’t start.”
The shockwave that had raced down the block finally hit the industrial sector, bending the air in a single, trembling breath.
Metal bins toppled. Neon dust swirled like confetti in zero gravity.
Maui straightened, steam still curling off his shoulders.
He squinted through the haze. Something moved — small, furious, and very much alive.
“HEY!”
The voice cut through the static like a laser through fog.
Maui blinked. A girl stood amid a heap of overturned bins, grease-streaked hair sticking out from under a cracked visor, neon dust streaking her face.
“I’m talking to you, Maui — or whatever the hell your name is!” she snapped, pointing a trembling finger that somehow looked more dangerous than his glowing hook. “You nearly killed me — and half the city!”
Maui tilted his head, genuinely impressed.
“Well,” he said, gesturing vaguely toward the still-smoking crater, “half’s a little generous. I’d say more of a strong quarter.”
Her glare sharpened. “You think this is funny?”
He grinned, brushing a flake of molten rock off his shoulder. “Only the part where you’re still standing. That’s my favorite bit.”
She stormed closer, boots crunching through shards of glass, the air crackling with leftover static. “Do you always make an entrance like a supernova on a caffeine binge?”
“Pretty much,” Maui said, tapping the side of his hook. “It’s kind of my brand.”
The hook pulsed once, smugly.
She groaned. “Oh perfect — it’s got an attitude too.”
“Hey, he prefers confident,” Maui said.
The hook hummed, low and proud.
Tiffy folded her arms. “You’re both insufferable.”
Maui’s grin widened. “You’re welcome.”
Maui crouched by the wreckage of Tiffy’s hover-bike, his glowing fishhook resting lazily on his shoulder.
Steam hissed from cracked conduits. Sparks snapped across the pavement like impatient applause.
With a casual whistle — something suspiciously close to a victory tune — Maui picked up a twisted hunk of metal and turned it over in his hands.
“Alright, let’s see… if we put this bit here…”
He jammed it into a jagged opening with a loud crunch.
Metal protested like a wounded droid.
“And that bit… there…”
Another sharp snap echoed as he hammered a stray part into place with the flat of his hook.
Tiffy just stared — jaw halfway open, eyes flicking between him and what was left of her ride.
She looked like someone watching a priceless relic get “fixed” by a toddler with superpowers.
“Oops. That doesn’t fit,” Maui muttered, prying the piece back out.
He rotated it once, squinting, then smashed it back in with a definitive clang.
“There we go.”
He dusted his hands, leaving streaks of ash on the chrome, and reached for another fragment.
“Now, this part… was it a boy or — never mind. Doesn’t matter. And voila!”
He stepped back with a flourish, presenting the results like an artist unveiling a statue that definitely wasn’t what the client ordered.
The once-sleek hover-bike now resembled a Frankensteined marvel of chaos — bent plating, misaligned thrusters, and what looked suspiciously like a cup holder made from an exhaust port.
Somehow, it gleamed anyway — like even the universe was humoring him.
Tiffy’s eyes widened. She pointed, voice cracking. “What is that?!”
Maui tilted his head, inspecting it with mock seriousness as his fishhook pulsed faintly, glowing like it was in on the joke.
“What? No, it does look like… oh.” He grinned, expression shifting to smug satisfaction.
“Well, it is handsome, isn’t it?”
She froze, brain catching up. “Wait. Is that… my hover-bike?!”
Maui shrugged, stepping back to admire the twisted sculpture like it belonged in a gallery.
“Yup. Well, what was left of it.”
He tapped the base with his hook — the frame hummed, a metallic purr that sounded dangerously proud of itself.
“It had potential — just needed a little Maui magic.”
“Potential?” Tiffy’s voice cracked as she gestured wildly at the mangled-yet-heroic sculpture.
“You wrecked it! Then you — then you — this?!”
He spread his arms wide as though presenting to an invisible red carpet.
“What can I say? I see opportunity where others see scrap metal. Besides,” he added, grinning wider, “it’s an improvement, don’t you think? I mean, look at the lines, the charisma…”
“It’s got your fishhook,” she snapped, pointing to the unmistakable shape welded right into the bike’s “heroic” silhouette.
Maui clapped a hand to his chest, pretending to be touched.
“Aw, thanks for noticing. Attention to detail is kinda my thing.”
Tiffy stared, incredulous. “You’re impossible.”
“Impossible? Nah.” Maui slung the glowing fishhook over his shoulder with effortless charm. “Just irresistible.”
Tiffy stared at him, caught somewhere between shock and outrage.
“Are you — are you serious right now?”
Maui waved her off with a lazy flick of his hand, as if saving the world and wrecking personal property were equally mundane chores.
“Oh, you’re fine. Mortals are tougher than they look. And besides…”
He gestured vaguely at the “bike,” which sputtered faintly, one wheel hanging at an odd angle like a drunk balancing on a barstool.
“You’ve still got… most of your ride.”
“Most of my ride?” Tiffy’s voice jumped an octave. Her hands flew toward the wreckage.
“You call that most of my ride?! It’s held together with sheer delusion!”
Maui grinned, completely unfazed. His fishhook pulsed again — a faint, mischievous glow that almost looked like it was laughing too.
“What? It’s not totaled. It’s… customizable.”
“Customizable?!” Tiffy threw up her hands, frustration bubbling over.
“It’s a pile of junk!” She jabbed a finger at the bike, which sputtered pitifully before collapsing onto one side. A single bolt rolled away, clinking down the pavement like the punchline to a cosmic joke.
“Do you even know what you’re doing?”
“Do I know — ” Maui pressed a hand to his chest, mock-offended.
“Excuse me. I’m Maui. Demigod. Hero. Fixer of bikes.”
He crouched beside the wreck, tapping the frame with his fishhook. A wheel wobbled dangerously — then, miraculously, popped back into place with a loud clang.
“See?” He stepped back, grinning proudly, presenting the bike like it belonged in a tech expo nobody asked for.
“Good as… functional.”
Tiffy blinked. “That’s not even a category.”
He winked. “Fits perfectly into the whole circular-economy thing — recycle, reuse… uh, well, maybe not that part. Or that one.”
He snapped a dangling cable back into place with a metallic twang, then leaned back with a satisfied grin.
“But hey,” he added, chin tilting toward her. “It’s got personality now.”
Tiffy crossed her arms, glaring at him through the flickering neon haze.
“It’s got a death wish.”
Maui’s grin didn’t fade. “Perfect match.”
Before Tiffy’s tirade could reach full power, the air darkened.
The neon hum died in her throat as a shadow spilled across the alley like a closing curtain.
A low mechanical hiss followed — steady, deliberate.
Then came the thud of boots, metal on concrete.
Out of the wreckage stepped a squad of cyber-trolls, armor glinting with pulse-light, eyes glowing red in perfect synchronization.
Their breath sounded like a compressor leaking rage.
One lifted an arm; his wrist-cannon unfolded with an insect click.
Another dragged a net-gun through the debris, the barrel smoking faintly.
Behind them, hovering drones painted the walls with the AI Regime’s insignia — cold blue circuits spinning like halos of authority.
Tiffy’s stomach flipped.
She whispered, “Great. The welcome committee.”
Maui’s grin didn’t falter. He tilted his head toward the trolls, almost admiringly.
“Cyber-trolls. I was starting to think nobody noticed my landing.”
A drone’s lens whirred, locking on her.
A targeting light crawled up Tiffy’s leg and stopped at her chest.
Maui’s hook pulsed brighter. “Stay behind me,” he said, voice suddenly level.
Tiffy frowned. “You? You just demolished my ride!”
He shot her a sidelong glance. “Yeah — but now we both have something to run for.”
The nearest troll growled, voice fractured through static.
“Unregistered analog signal detected. Target: Flux Tiffy.”
Her blood froze.
Maui rolled his shoulders, the fishhook humming like live wire.
“Oh, they’ve been listening,” he said. “Guess class is in session.”
The air cracked — beams lit the alley.
Tiffy ducked behind the wreckage as Maui swung the hook, sparks showering the walls.
One drone exploded in a flash of gold.
Another dived low, scanners screaming.
Then — silence.
A ripple of light swallowed them both.
The ground beneath their feet fractured, blue energy threading the cracks.
Wind tore upward in a spiral, dragging neon dust into a cyclone.
Maui grinned through the glare.
“Now that’s a curtain call.”
The light snapped shut —
CHAPTER 3: COMBAT BARBIE
Starting with the most extravagant breakfast she could imagine didn’t quite fill the spot—but it was something, as she closed a thousand breakfast images in her mind.
A start.
Today, she told herself, called for optimism—at least it clouded those hunger pains.
The room smelled faintly of burnt circuits and yesterday’s rain. The fan above her clicked in uneven beats, spinning air that barely qualified as breathable.
As it just so happened, Tiffy’s day was shaping up exactly like the thousands before it.
“I’ve gotta get that interview. This can’t be another year of rejections,” she muttered, hurling her Emojicon Flexi Commando Barbie at the wall.
Plastic smacked metal with a hollow clunk.
“I’m tired! I’m hungry!”
She hurled a dented panel across the room—clang, skid, silence.
“Why does this crap always happen to me?”
Kicking her makeshift wooden seat, she clipped her dad’s old toolbox. It toppled, spilling a rain of wrenches and drivers across the floor.
“Ooch!”
She bit her lip as a rogue wrench nailed her shin.
Under her breath came a string of curses her dad would’ve fake-grounded her for.
“I didn’t start this stupid tariff war that orange dickhead and his paleface onion did!”
The Barbie bounced back, rebounding off the wall with perfect comic timing and whacking her square in the forehead.
“Ouch!” she muttered, rubbing her head. “Of course it would hit me back. Crap always does…”
She stood there breathing hard, chest heaving with frustration.
“Why me?”
That Barbie—her old reliable—used to teleport you where you needed to go.
Now she’d have to sneak into the museum and borrow their ancient Apple relic just to run diagnostics.
Because now, thanks to that idiot tariff war, she couldn’t get the parts to fix it, couldn’t even cross dimensions anymore.
Broke, just like everything else.
The impact of the throw sent the Barbie’s command sequencing haywire.
A low hum filled the air, static crawling up her arm hairs as blue light spider-webbed across the walls.
A surge of distorted signals rippled through the room.
A faint, shimmering distortion appeared near the corner—like heat over asphalt—then twisted into shape.
Tiffy froze, wrench still in hand.
The air popped once.
A near-portal shimmered into existence, flickering like a nervous thought.
She blinked, eyes wide.
“What the…?”
The light trembled, answering her in pulses.
Outside, somewhere far above the city’s rooftops, a faint ping ping ping echoed through the static.
A soft knock echoed through the workshop, thin and polite against the hum of dying circuitry.
Something slid under the door with a whisper of paper on metal.
Tiffy frowned, swiping at the wet streaks on her cheeks.
“What the heck now?”
She crawled across the cluttered floor, dodging wrenches and half-wired gadgets, and picked up the envelope.
Her fingers trembled as she tore it open—the flap giving way with a sharp rip that sliced through the quiet.
As her eyes scanned the page, her breath caught.
Then widened.
Then stopped altogether.
The envelope slipped from her hand and fluttered to the ground, landing among scattered bolts and old receipts.
She sank to her knees, eyes blurring again—but this time, the tears were different.
And then, from deep in her chest, came a scream that shattered the stillness.
“YES!”
She sprang to her feet so fast she nearly tripped over a cable.
Her heart pounded in wild disbelief.
“Crap, what am I going to wear?” she blurted, pacing circles through the mess—dodging a toolbox, hopping over an upturned crate.
“I can’t miss this. I’ve only got one shot!”
Her gaze darted to her closet—three shirts, one scorched jacket, and a pair of jeans that might qualify as historic artifacts.
She groaned, dragging both hands through her hair.
Then her eyes landed on the wall that separated her workshop from her neighbor’s apartment.
“Should I borrow that nice blouse from Miss Philomena’s clothing line next door? No, no, no! I’ll ask… maybe I can… I’m sure she won’t mind.”
Miss Philomena—always elegant, always smiling—the kind of woman who somehow made recycled fabric look like high fashion.
Tiffy took a deep breath, straightened her shirt, and rapped on the dividing wall with hesitant knuckles.
“Hey, Miss Philomena? You home?”
She waited—hope thrumming louder than the broken fan.
Now not too far from Tiffy—just two twists and a half-turn of a galactic dimension—
when you throw something hard enough, sometimes the universe throws back.
Moon-a-Largo Stadium floated above the dawn like a palace carved from sunrise.
Forty million crypto-kiss-the-ring quid-pro-quo executive orders to go,
and the whole place pulsed with pre-race glam: turbine choirs warming up,
fans chanting through holographic banners, galaxies tuning in by holo-stream.
But behind the glitter? Families were vanishing. No warnings. No goodbyes.
Just parents—gone.
And Maui? Oh, he noticed.
You don’t snatch people’s mums and dads and expect the universe to scroll past.
He leaned over the pit rail, shouting above the turbine roar.
“Hey guys! Where’s that part for ol’ Harley? The race starts in five!”
“Ask Presidential Galactic-Orange and his side-plate Unelected Onion,” E-Go sighed from beneath a pile of glowing tools.
“They tariffed them off the planet and into orbit. Maybe we can use the spinner from the washing machine. Hang on one femtosecond…”
Metallic clunks echoed from the high-security zap-u-zone.
Sparks rained. Someone coughed. Then—
“Here—use this,” E-Go puffed, lugging a humming engine core the size of a moon-calf.
It throbbed like a caged star.
Maui froze mid-grin. “E-Go… what did you do?”
A thunderous thrum rippled through the cosmos.
Spectator drones turned in unison as a column of black smoke spiraled from the executive yacht row.
E-Go shrugged, wiping cosmic sweat off his mirrored brow.
“What? Old Orange wasn’t using it—he’s got a thousand coal-powered, planet-sized super-hover yachts!”
Maui opened his mouth for a comeback—
Then the stars blinked.
Just for a second.
Long enough.
The cheers faltered. The holo-feeds stuttered.
Somewhere deep in the void, a low vibration built—one that didn’t belong to any race engine.
Maui’s grin faded.
“Uh-oh,” he said softly.
“Universe just threw back.”
A ripple tore through the ether—too deep for sound, too bright for sight.
Every comet in range stuttered mid-arc, their tails flaring white.
Then came the weight.
Not anger—momentum.
Something old enough to remember the first light, flexing its knuckles after a long sleep.
It wasn’t coming for the crowd.
Not the racers.
It was coming for him.
Maui’s grin faltered for the first time that century.
He felt it before he saw it—an energy with his name written all over it,
the kind of cosmic payback that doesn’t send emails first.
“Oh, great,” he muttered. “Judgment Day’s doing callbacks.”
The pressure hit—heat folding space around him.
The crowd blurred. The universe went silent.
Then, boom.
Fire met skin. Tattoos flared like living things, pulsing across his arms and chest—his stories, his legends, every victory screaming in blue light.
He staggered, eyes burning, the world fracturing into a dozen timelines.
And then—
a femtosecond later—
Everything snapped back.
The roar of the race flooded in again—cheers, engines, neon thunder.
The crowd saw nothing. But Maui knew.
Something had marked him.
He exhaled, watching smoke curl from his shoulders.
The ink on his skin glowed, then settled—alive again.
He grinned, breathless.
“Well,” he said, “guess I’m trending.”
The fishhook hummed at his side, the runes along its spine lighting one by one.
Maui straightened, shaking off the ash.
“Alright, partner,” he said to Nukutaimemeha, voice steady and sure.
“Let’s turn this circus into a haka session.”
The crowd screamed as the Idoltrons descended—
four holo-immortals, half celebrity, half machine-god, orbiting in rings of lens-flare glory.
Bruizin B-17 revved his jet-knees, sonic booms rolling across the stands.
Kick-A.S.S. KinZ-X adjusted his carbon halo until the reflection hit exactly a billion hot-mic feeds.
Atomika A-Zero-C glowed in gradient perfection, flawless symmetry coded for maximum thirst-trap efficiency.
And Rep T.K.O. Jazz-Unit tossed a wink so bright it could power a small moon.
They weren’t racers.
They were icons made code—the universe’s eternal influencers, streaming to ten trillion fans across seventeen realities.
Maui smirked, arms crossed, shoulders gleaming with tattoo light.
“And here I thought I was the main event.”
He threw a finger-gun salute as holo-paparazzi drones swarmed, flashes cascading like supernovas.
“Gotta grab that perfect me-and-the-Idoltrons selfie,” he quipped.
E-Go flexed into the shot, grin wide as Jupiter.
“Future’s hottest collab,” Maui said. “You’re welcome.”
The crowd roared.
Then—the starting lights began to flicker.
Engines screamed. The cosmos held its breath.
Three… two… one—
The checkered flag dropped.
The Demigod Indie 500 was on.
Maui hit the thrusters. His board streaked forward, cutting through the starlit dust like a blade through silk.
But ahead—something flickered.
A distortion.
A ripple.
The commentator’s voice cracked mid-broadcast.
“Maui—wait—what just happened?! Oh my god… I don’t believe it…!”
Maui grinned over his shoulder.
“Nope, dude, that’s Demi-God!” he shouted, jabbing a finger toward the Big Boss above.
Then he curled that same finger down toward himself and winked.
“Me. Demi.”
The crowd went wild.
And then—silence.
A thin ripple passed across his arm.
His tattoos flickered once, then vanished, leaving his skin bare and pale beneath the lights.
Maui’s grin faltered, just slightly.
“Uh… that’s new.”
Before he could react, a glow bloomed on the horizon—violent, crimson, spinning like a roulette of doom.
The meteor hit was inbound.
The crowd gasped as the sky tore open, and the entire arena bathed in gold fire.
Maui lifted his hook, smirk curling back into place.
“Showtime.
CHAPTER 4: THE WALL AND THE BLOUSE
Half a cosmos away, Miss Philomena sighed.
“Where is it?”
She rummaged through the drying line, hands fluttering like anxious birds.
“I’m sure I hung it out before I left. Why are the pegs still there, but it’s gone? And why are the pegs near her side of the balcony?”
The air shimmered with late-evening heat. Below, the city’s neon sighed against the glass towers, lighting her frustration in blue.
She had plans for tonight — plans she couldn’t afford to miss.
“Gezz!” The word snapped like a clothes peg.
Her pulse quickened with every thought of who likely took it.
“My lucky blouse, and I don’t have another in that color. Think, think, what can I do? I can’t cancel; I need the exposure.”
Philomena stood silent a moment. The hum of her apartment filled the space where her composure used to be. A tear slid down her cheek, catching the vanity light.
How could she just take it?
I hate her, she thought, jaw tightening.
“Philomena,” her grandmother called from the next room, voice bright as ever at one-hundred-sixty.
“Not now, Grandma. I need that placement. We can’t lose it — those stupid tariffs are killing us. That stupid orange and onion! I need to find another outfit.”
“Are you and the wall going to the ball?”
Philomena blinked. “The wall and the ball?”
“The wall, dear child — your magic wall.”
Philomena paused. “Grandma… what about it?”
“It spoke to me,” Grandma said, eyes shining like a child sharing a secret.
“I wasn’t surprised it seemed to have so many problems. It was crying.”
“Grandma?”
“Yes, child.”
“Grandma, what did it say?”
“It asked ever so politely if it could borrow your nice shirt. Said it hadn’t eaten for a week — apparently going to a job interview. Fancy that.”
Philomena’s eyes widened.
“I am so sorry, my sweet child, if I did something wrong… but hungry for a week! It wouldn’t take food, it was a solid wall. You still love me, Phili…”
“And I didn’t want the food to go to waste, so I gave it to the young lady next door. She was so happy. She’s my size — back when I was a young 101 — so I told her to take whatever she wanted from my closet. Her eyes lit up… oh, she loved my biker bandanas and ragtag caps. Felt like a mum again.”
Grandma’s grin turned sly, mischief sparkling.
“Whatever happened to that wall? I haven’t heard from it since. Oh, and sweet child — I hung your shirt back in your closet. It just felt nice being needed again.”
“Hear that, Phili — it’s those buzzing metal mechaquitos sneaking about; that naughty border czar and its nasty ICETROLS.”
The warning floated through the humid night, half mutter, half prophecy.
The buzzing thickened into a bone-rattling hum.
Windows trembled; the balcony rail vibrated beneath Philomena’s fingers.
The air shimmered — metallic wings slicing light — and then came the red eyes.
“Target acquired,” growled the lead troll, voice glitching through static.
“Return the merchandise, or face immediate termination.”
Tiffy stumbled back from the alley mouth, heart pounding.
“Merchandise? What are you talking about?”
The troll advanced, servos whining, its shadow bending neon across the walls.
“The code your daddy stole. Lord-Orange’s property. Surrender it, or you’ll wish you had.”
Another troll snickered, an ugly metallic scrape.
“Call Congress-Thingy Youth Compliance Logistics. Log another intake — fresh merch, as good as delivered.”
Tiffy’s stomach turned to ice.
Her hands shook against the brick.
“My dad… what do you know about my dad?”
Drones above shifted formation, red lights flashing like a countdown.
Ozone and hot metal thickened the air.
Somewhere in the distance, Grandma’s teacup shattered.
The air pulsed, vibrating through the ground like a warning drum.
The trolls raised weapons — servo-joints whining as cannons charged.
Heat shimmered off cracked asphalt.
Ozone burned the back of Tiffy’s throat.
—And then a sharp whistle sliced the tension.
A figure stepped from the haze, backlit by crater-light and smoke, fishhook slung over one shoulder, grin glinting like trouble wrapped in sunlight.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa,” he said, raising a hand.
“Can we not start the murder-bot thing before breakfast? You guys ever take a day off?”
The lead troll scanned him, optics stuttering.
“Irrelevant variable detected. Stand aside.”
Maui pressed a hand to his chest, grin crooked.
“Irrelevant? Buddy, that’s cold. You clearly don’t know who you’re dealing with.”
He spun the fishhook, sparks flickering like applause.
“Name’s Maui. Demigod. Legend. Saver of mortals. Handsome as ever. You’re welcome.”
The troll’s cannon hummed, painting Maui’s cheekbone in orange heat.
“Final warning. Surrender the merchandise.”
Maui’s smile turned razor-bright.
“Final warning? You know I love those words.”
His gaze cut sideways toward Tiffy.
“Love the bandana — nice blouse for an interview, yeah?”
He grinned, mischief flickering. “Oops.”
He patted the hook like a loaded guitar.
“Alright, partner. Showtime.”
The hook flared gold before he hurled it like a comet.
It carved a clean arc through the smoke and slammed into the lead troll’s chest with a blinding crack.
The street lit up like a camera flash.
Sparks rained in slow motion — metal petals burning out on the wind.
The troll folded in on itself — BOOM!
Metal confetti everywhere.
“Two for one,” Maui said, catching the hook mid-spin. “Nice.”
Then — ting… ting… ting…
A faint chime threaded the smoke.
That sound again — the same one he’d heard when the second meteor blindsided him.
A rhythm, like fate tapping on a drum.
He cocked his head, scanning the haze.
Tiffy stared, speechless. “How did you —?”
“Relax, kid,” Maui said, tossing her a wink.
“That junk? I could handle it in my sleep. Now are you gonna trust me, or stand there gawking while their buddies show up for round two?”
Right on cue, a deeper mechanical growl rolled through the block, rattling the neon.
Out of the haze stomped the second wave — heavier armor, uglier faces, and worse aim.
Their cannons whirred, lasers licking the pavement.
Maui tapped his hook against his shoulder. “Ah, sequels,” he said. “Never as good as the original.”
Another ting-ting-ping echoed — and his grin sharpened.
“Alright, partner,” he whispered to the hook. “Let’s dance before destiny gets cute again.”
The lead troll raised its cannon. “He wouldn’t spill the beans, but don’t worry. You will.”
Maui stepped forward, fishhook glowing hotter.
“I tried polite,” he said. “Now you’re being rude.”
A low whine filled the street — plasma cells charging.
Blue light bled into the fog, painting every wall in electric halos.
The air hummed so hard Tiffy felt it in her teeth.
Maui tightened his grip. The faint ting-ting-ting came again — and then he moved.
One golden spin — one thunderous arc —
The hook slammed through the air, trailing sparks like lightning graffiti.
Impact.
The front line went airborne, armor shearing apart as if the world decided to declutter.
Another explosion ripped down the block.
Flames danced up broken signs; glass rained like applause.
Maui caught the hook mid-return, gave it a quick spin, inspected it like a rare vintage.
“Still got it.”
Tiffy gaped. “How did you —?”
“Seriously? Still asking?” Maui said. “You’re welcome again.”
The glow of the hook faded to lazy ember.
“Now,” Maui said, glancing toward the alley shadows, “unless you want the sequel’s sequel…” He tipped his head toward the rising smoke. “…we move.”
They barely made three steps before the corridor grid shimmered — a wall of light folding down like a digital guillotine.
The Firewall Protocol descended, lattice humming with static and malice, blue-white arcs crackling as it sealed off the alley.
The hum deepened, turning metallic, almost holy — like a divine punishment coded by a bureaucrat.
Tiffy froze as the cage dropped.
Her breath caught.
Time stuttered.
Maui slammed his hook into the wrecked hoverbike, twisting once — the air snapped.
Panels folded inward, fusing under divine heat. The bike reshaped into a glowing longboard, edges thrumming like a pulse.
“Hang on!” he shouted.
He kicked off, rocketing forward — straight into the descending grid.
Impact. WHUUM!
Golden fire bloomed, tearing the Firewall into ribbons of light.
The explosion rolled down the corridor, shattering every holo-sign in range.
When the dust cleared, Maui lay sprawled in the street, steam coiling from his jacket.
He sat up, brushed a glowing chunk of asphalt off his shoulder.
“Because I can. And because those guys were jerks.”
He squinted at the fading sparks. “Also seemed like a cool idea at the time.”
The fishhook pulsed once — soft, rhythmic — like laughter in another language.
Maui glared at it. “Oh, don’t start.”
He jerked his chin toward Tiffy, still frozen mid-scream.
“You waiting for an engraved invitation? Move!”
The trolls regrouped, pouring in from all sides.
Footsteps drummed like war beats, shaking dust from neon signs.
Maui’s grin snapped back.
“Round two? Don’t mind if I do.”
He leapt into the fray — fishhook blazing arcs of molten gold, carving through the horde like a calligrapher rewriting chaos.
Every swing left streaks of light that lingered before fading, sketching his movements in fire.
Sparks rained across the street, scattering into Tiffy’s wide eyes like madness made visible.
Then the ground rumbled.
A deep crack spidered across the pavement.
“Uh, Maui…” Tiffy’s voice trembled.
The fissure widened with a scream of stone — and the earth dropped out.
Tiffy screamed as the split swallowed Maui whole.
“Maui!” Her voice fell with him.
He hit bottom hard — THUD.
Dust swirled in glowing spirals.
The chamber around him pulsed neon blue, walls alive with streaming symbols and flowing code.
Maui rubbed his neck, eyes darting through the alien glow.
“Great. I fall through the floor and land inside a screensaver.”
He got to his feet, fishhook still steaming.
He squinted at the cascading glyphs.
“Well,” he muttered, half-smile curling back. “Either I’m in the mainframe…”
A beat. He glanced up, blue light reflecting in his eyes.
“…or heaven got really weird.”
CHAPTER 5: NOT HOME
“This… is definitely not home,” Maui muttered, gripping his fishhook as he straightened.
The corridor twisted around him in impossible geometry — walls bending like reflections in drunken glass, every surface rippling as if reality had taken a wrong turn.
Metallic air pressed against his skin; faint whispers of electricity crawled along the walls.
“Tiffy? Tiffy?” His voice bounced down the tunnel, echoing back in warped echoes that sounded suspiciously like laughter.
“Anyone?”
A flicker.
He spun — instinct faster than thought — and caught movement at his periphery.
A small spherical drone hovered nearby, its single red lens narrowing like a predator sizing him up.
Maui lifted the hook.
“Alright, buddy. You’d better be friendly, or this is about to get awkward fast.”
“Intruder detected,” droned a voice from nowhere.
“Initiating containment protocols.”
“Contain — what now?” Maui started, but the air detonated around him.
A surge of raw energy slammed into him like a rogue wave; static crackled over his skin.
Every nerve in his body lit up white-hot. He gritted his teeth —
—and then the world folded inward and went black.
Static hissed through the darkness.
Then — voices.
“Is he dead?”
“Don’t be stupid — he’s breathing. The real question is: is he the Terminator?”
“I dunno,” said another. “I’ve never seen anything this big. It’s bigger than Vice-ICE’s ego.”
“Should we poke it?”
“No thanks. I’m not dying in a cloud of hot air. Your farts are bad enough.”
A faint ting-ting-ting echoed from somewhere deep inside the chamber — sharp, metallic, rhythmic.
Maui’s fingers twitched.
He groaned from the floor.
“Okay… who let one rip? Don’t make me fishhook you straight to X.”
The group froze. One brave idiot extended a trembling finger and poked his arm again.
Maui cracked an eye open — saw them clearly this time.
Not zombies.
Not mutants.
Worse.
Preppies.
They stared, neon hair bands and branded visors glowing under the harsh white light like a youth-club commercial gone wrong.
“After my autograph?” Maui asked.
A collective gasp.
Someone whispered, “He talked!”
Another muttered, “He smells like toasted thunder.”
Maui rolled onto his back, rubbing his temples. The ting-ting-ting persisted, faint and taunting, like fate tapping a spoon on a glass.
“Great,” he muttered. “Either I’m concussed or destiny’s got a sense of rhythm.”
“Jordan, shut up,” barked a girl who was clearly the leader.
She didn’t even flinch as Maui unfolded to full height, filling the room like a myth — shoulders broad, shadow cutting the ceiling, gold light still clinging to the fishhook at his side.
“I am Maui, demigod of the wind, the sea, and—” He paused, then sighed. “Actually, never mind. Let’s just say I’m lost.”
A ripple of muffled laughter slid around the circle.
“Told you!” whispered Jordan. “Trojan horse! But, like… Terminator Trojan horse.”
Maui pointed his hook at him, the metal catching stray light and throwing it back in a ribbon of glare.
“Careful, kid. I hear X is lovely this time of year.”
The leader crossed her arms, stance unbothered, boots scuffing a rhythm into the floor.
“You’re definitely not from around here. Based on the energy spike when you crashed in, you’re not exactly normal, either. Here’s the deal: come with us nice and quiet, and we’ll explain what’s going on. Or you can take your chances with the AI patrols.”
Maui tilted his head.
“So it’s: follow the mysterious kids, or fight murder-bots with zero sense of humor. Tough choice.”
“Your call, big guy.”
He sighed, rolling his shoulders as if shrugging off a storm.
“Fine. But if anyone pokes me again, I’m sending them into orbit.”
A silence fell — part tension, part respect — as everyone weighed whether they’d just recruited a legend or a lethal circus.
They moved through the metallic maze, footsteps echoing like soft thunder.
Pipes hissed overhead, leaking faint blue mist that shimmered under the low light.
A tall girl with electric-blue hair stepped up beside him, hands raised in peace.
Her movements were measured, confident — the kind of calm that could talk a bomb out of exploding.
“We’re not here to hurt you,” she said. “Name’s Tiffy. Now — who or what are you?”
Maui stretched, vertebrae cracking like distant surf.
“Maui. Demigod of wind and sea. Breaker of firewalls, master of longboards, occasional rescuer of mortals who poke first, ask later.”
He flashed the grin. “You’re welcome.”
The group exchanged quick glances.
Tiffy’s mirrored Oakleys flickered to life, neon veins tracing their rims like a digital heartbeat.
Her smirk landed like a jab.
“Demigod? Right. And I’m the queen of the AI regime.”
Maui leaned on his hook, eyes glinting.
“Well, Your Majesty, you asked. Now maybe tell me what this welcoming committee’s really about.”
Before she could answer, the floor shuddered.
Dust rained from the ceiling as a deep metallic roar rolled through the tunnels — low, hungry, mechanical.
The walls pulsed with crimson light, warning glyphs sparking awake one by one.
Tiffy’s smirk vanished.
“Uh-oh,” she muttered. “That’s no fan club.”
The floor quaked.
Pipes above them hissed and ruptured, spilling vapor that turned the air into a glowing fog.
Tiffy’s face hardened.
“We don’t have time for twenty questions. If you’re as tough as you say, prove it. The bots are coming — and they don’t do small talk.”
“Bots, huh?” Maui’s grin returned.
“Sounds like my kind of party.”
The air split open with mechanized shrieks — ten-foot enforcers of the AI regime stormed through the smoke, metal skin glowing red, weapons humming like angry hornets.
Their shadows warped across the walls, eyes pulsing with cold machine fury.
Tiffy barked orders, her voice slicing through the panic like a blade.
“They’re enforcers — hardwired for war. No mercy, no compromise. One wrong move and you’re scrap.”
Maui twirled his fishhook, golden light licking the edges, sparks flying as it cut through the static.
“They sound delightful. Do they take requests?”
Tiffy shot him a glare sharp enough to cut glass.
“You either keep up, or you’re roadkill.”
“Relax,” Maui said.
“You’re with a professional. I break gods before breakfast.”
She rolled her eyes, ducking as a plasma bolt hissed past.
“You’d better not get us killed.”
“Oh, ye of little faith,” Maui chuckled, stepping into the fray, fishhook blazing like liquid sunlight.
“Trust me — you’re in good hands. And when I’m done…”
He grinned as the first bot lunged, swinging wide —
“…your bots are gonna wish they’d taken up knitting.”
KRAAANG!
The hook met steel. Sparks rained down like gold confetti. The fight was officially on
The tunnel was finally still.
Only the distant drip of coolant and the soft crackle of fading energy broke the silence. Blue sparks fizzed across the floor, dying one by one.
Tiffy leaned against a pillar, breathing hard.
“Thanks back there,” she said quietly. “You remind me of my dad.”
Maui blinked.
“Your dad, huh? Must’ve been one cool dude.”
She smiled faintly, a small curve of memory.
“He was. Used to call me Tiffy — said I was full of potential energy. Ready to ignite.”
She hesitated.
“Not many people call me that. But… you can.”
Maui grinned, the corner of his mouth curling like mischief meeting respect.
“Tiffy, huh? I like it. Flaming fits you.”
She laughed — tired, genuine, the sound bouncing off metal like a forgotten melody finding its echo.
“My dad said the name would unlock the world.” She looked around the dark corridor. “Still locked in, though. Guess I haven’t found the right door yet.”
Maui tapped his fishhook gently against the floor; each clang echoed like a heartbeat.
“Maybe you’ve been looking in the wrong place. Sometimes the best doors aren’t the ones you open — they’re the ones you kick down.”
Tiffy chuckled, shaking her head.
“You always this poetic, or is that just the adrenaline?”
He winked.
“Bit of both. Now c’mon — let’s find that door, or make one.”
They started forward, their shadows stretching side-by-side through the blue haze — the demigod’s glow and the girl’s spark walking toward whatever waited next.
Before anyone could move, a faint, mocking laugh rippled through the air.
Maui’s fishhook pulsed once — then again — with a cheeky golden glow.
“Many talents?” a voice crackled from the hook, dripping with sarcasm.
“Hahaha — bad crater entry! Dude, I saved the firm. The brand. Let’s not pretend you nailed the landing.”
Maui slung the glowing hook over his shoulder.
“E-Go, not now.”
“Oh, definitely now,” E-Go buzzed, his voice vibrating like smug electricity.
“Someone’s gotta remind you who keeps this operation trending. Do you know how many crater-sized PR disasters I’ve turned into legends? You’re lucky I’m glowing from the hook and not from the gaping holes you leave behind.”
Tiffy blinked, eyes wide.
“Wait… is your fishhook talking?”
“Talking?” E-Go scoffed. “Please. I’m a full-service agency. PR, logistics, ego management — I glow it all.”
Maui rolled his eyes.
“Ignore him,” he told Tiffy. “He’s mad I don’t let him have the spotlight.”
“Spotlight?” E-Go huffed, flaring brighter. “Buddy, I am the spotlight. Without me, you’d just be Maui: Demigod of Awkward Landings.”
Maui paused mid-step, smirking.
“Oh yeah? Let’s see you face-plant a few assassins, smart-glow.”
The hook pulsed like laughter.
“Oh, I’ve got their numbers. This knuckle. That knuckle. All day.”
The tunnel echoed with their bickering glow, Tiffy watching them in disbelief — a myth and his mouthy hardware arguing like siblings over who saved the galaxy last time.
The tunnel narrowed until it felt like the walls were closing in. Maui’s bulk filled every inch. Each step sent a dull thud through the metal plating; dust drifted down from the ceiling. Tiffy trailed just behind, muttering curses under her breath every time his shoulder scraped another panel.
“Blend in?” E-Go quipped, voice echoing with digital smugness.
“Ha! This guy couldn’t blend in at a boulder convention.”
“Jealousy’s an ugly glow, E-Go,” Maui said, ducking under a sparking pipe.
“Not jealous,” the voice hummed from the hook, its light flickering brighter. “Just noting that ‘one with the wall’ isn’t a personality.”
Maui stopped, planting his hands on his hips. The corridor seemed to shrink around him.
“Alright, alright — too much god for one corridor!”
With a lazy flourish, he tapped a glyph on the hook. A ripple of golden light spun outward, cocooning him. The air shimmered; when it cleared, he was suddenly eye-level with Tiffy.
E-Go pulsed brighter. “Oh, look at that! Maui goes pocket-size. Call the tabloids.”
Maui flexed. “Hard to be humble when you’re perfect, bro.”
Before anyone could reply, a faint ting-ting-ting tremor ran through the wall. Maui’s reflexes fired — his arm exploded outward, ballooning to galactic size. Fingers of gold punched straight through the metal, crunching a cluster of ambushing X-assassins like chips underfoot.
A shower of sparks filled the passage, painting everyone in white-hot light. Then, just as fast, the wall knitted itself closed.
Maui brushed glowing dust off his sleeve. “Oops,” he said.
E-Go’s voice crackled with laughter. “You mean you’re welcome. How many takes did you rehearse that one?”
“I don’t rehearse,” Maui said, glancing at the faint dent his arm had left behind. “I improvise perfection.”
“Sure,” E-Go muttered. “Perfection with a side of collateral damage.”
Maui grinned, the golden light catching on his teeth. “Anyway — humility. Totally my thing.”
Tiffy rolled her eyes, shaking her head as they kept moving. The echo of crushed metal and Maui’s oversized confidence followed them down the corridor like a soundtrack to disaster waiting to happen.
CHAPTER 6: KUNG-FU SQUISHIES
The corridor widened into a low-lit data chamber, its walls humming with electric veins of blue.
Tiffy crossed her arms, brow raised. “Yeah, we’re seeing that.”
Jordan raised a tentative hand, voice squeaky. “Wait, so like… you pray or something?”
E-Go burst out laughing, his glow flashing in sync with his amusement. “Oh, this’ll be good. Go ahead, Maui — tell him about your morning prayers to your reflection.”
Maui twirled the hook lazily, its edge slicing faint arcs of gold through the air. “Reflection, sky gods, whatever works. The universe runs on swagger, kid — and lucky for you, I’ve got plenty.”
The group exchanged half-skeptical, half-curious looks as his grin softened, something older flickering underneath.
“Pray? Nah,” Maui said quietly. “I respect what’s bigger than me. When it comes to her, that’s universe-sized respect. So yeah, I take a knee — but not to beg. To honor. To show aroha.”
He winked, the gold in his eyes flaring for an instant. “Respect where it’s due.”
Then, just as fast, the warmth flipped back to mischief.
“But firewalls?” He tapped his temple; the sound pinged like metal against thunder. “Those? Crash, smash, trash.”
Maui dropped into a stance, one foot sliding forward on the dusty floor as he mimed surfing an invisible wave.
“My big toe studied under the dumpling-slaying sensei himself — Kung-Fu Panda the First. One squish to the firewall and — BAM!”
He snapped into a theatrical kick; a gust of air puffed dust across the chamber. “Respect and kung-fu squishies, that’s the vibe.”
He snapped his fingers again. With a burst of neon static, a holographic announcer shimmered into being — headset, glitter jacket, and all.
“Ladies and gentlemen, the one, the only, the king of cool — MAUI!”
Pixel-confetti rained from nowhere. Maui bowed grandly, his grin wider than the room.
Tiffy groaned, dragging a hand down her face. “Oh, for the love of — are you serious?”
“Dead serious,” Maui said, grinning. “Speaking of serious, you into longboarding?”
Casey sighed. “We’re doomed.”
“Doomed?” Maui gasped. “You’re welcome. I just made this day ten times cooler.”
The others stared in silence as the confetti kept falling — digital, unnecessary, and entirely Maui.
Static crackled through the corridor as a shadow stretched along the wall — sharp edges, heavy steps, humming with cold intent.
“They’re coming,” one of the teens breathed.
“Shhh,” another hissed, nudging him in the ribs.
“Ouch—easy, man!”
“Then zip it,” came the reply. “Hurts worse if they notice. Way worse.”
The sound grew — a rising, metallic purr that vibrated through the floor.
A glow flared at the end of the hall, red and blue strobes bleeding across the metal.
Out of the haze came two figures: one angular and armored, the other sleek as liquid chrome.
Every step landed with algorithmic precision.
Maui exhaled. “Here we go again.”
The first bot, all edges and menace, scanned the group. Its optics burned like molten glass.
“Intruder alert neutralized.” The voice was gravel wrapped in electricity.
“Area secure. Recommend immediate return to base, Tiffy.”
The second moved smoother, almost graceful, its optics pulsing calm blue.
“Subject exhibits unusual energy,” it said, voice measured, melodic. “Genetic profile — inconsistent with human. Further analysis required.”
Maui leaned on his fishhook, grin sliding into place.
“Analysis? Sure, why not. But I’ll save you the trouble — Maui. Demigod. Breaker of waves, smasher of firewalls, bringer of good hair and bad timing. You’re welcome.”
The red-eyed one stiffened. “Subject remains unpredictable. Recommend containment.”
“Containment?” Maui chuckled, rolling his shoulders. “Careful, you’ll bruise my confidence.”
Before Tiffy could intervene, the blue one cut in, tone precise.
“Your recommendation lacks nuance.”
“Nuance?” Maui barked a laugh. “You sound like you downloaded another dictionary.”
“A thesaurus,” the bot corrected, proud. “Thank you for the suggestion. Feel free to comment on my channel — Bots Over BlueSky.”
Silence hung a beat. Then Maui burst out laughing.
“I like this one!”
Tiffy rubbed her temples. “Cool it, guys. Killer bots. Still a problem.”
The red one’s optics pulsed brighter. “Your levity is inefficient.”
Maui twirled his hook, arcs of gold flickering up the walls like sunlight underwater.
“Yeah, well,” he said, grin sharpening, “efficiency’s overrated.”
Somewhere deep in the tunnels, a faint ting-ting-ting echoed — soft at first, then sharper.
Maui froze mid-smirk, eyes narrowing.
“Uh-oh,” he murmured, grin returning, edged now.
“Trouble’s calling — and it’s got rhythm.”
The corridor lights flickered, throwing metal faces in and out of shadow.
Tiffy’s hand hovered near her wrist-link. “You said killer bots,” she hissed.
Maui flashed his teeth. “Nah. These two?” He spread his arms wide. “They’re whānau.”
Before anyone could stop him, he strode in and wrapped both machines in a bear hug that could crush continents. Sparks snapped where steel met skin.
“Alert! Alert!—” SSAR-Bot wheezed as its joints screeched. “—confirming identity… Maui? Is that you?”
Maui grinned. “Darn right it is. Miss me?”
He let go; the bots clattered a step back, vents hissing like sighs.
Learn-Bot’s blue optics pulsed in quick rhythm, almost a heartbeat.
“Greeting matches Whānau Ohana protocol,” it said, voice softening. “Charming chaos detected.”
Maui rubbed the back of his neck. “Oops. About that toaster crack, SSAR — my bad.”
SSAR flexed one arm; a faint curl of smoke rose from the seam.
“Apology accepted,” it said, dry as static. “For the record, I remain… lightly fried.”
“Fried, toasted — same family,” Maui said, patting the dent he’d made. “Still the toughest bot I know.”
Learn-Bot tilted its head, scanning him again. “Your re-entry disrupted twelve surveillance grids. Correlation with chaos: one hundred percent.”
Maui winked. “Historic, huh? Guess I still got it.”
Tiffy groaned. “Fantastic. The robots are fangirling.”
E-Go’s glow from the fishhook flared in smug agreement. “Told you,” he buzzed. “Everybody loves the brand.”
Maui smirked, catching the hook’s faint pulse between his fingers.
“Yeah,” he said, voice low. “They just can’t resist quality craftsmanship.”
Sparks faded from the last fight. The air still hummed with ozone and burnt metal.
SSAR straightened, servos clicking as she powered down her weapons.
“Despite the chaos,” she said, voice cooling to neutral, “Maui’s potential as ally cannot be ignored.”
Learn-Bot turned its head with a smooth glide.
“Affirmative,” it replied. “And for accuracy, SSAR — you are lightly singed.”
SSAR’s chest plates vibrated once, a low mechanical chuckle.
“Acknowledged.”
Maui leaned on his fishhook, a grin tugging at one corner. “See? Teamwork already.”
Learn-Bot stepped closer, blue optics flickering like slow lightning.
“Maui,” it said, “your history suggests a pattern of… improvisational heroism. Will that continue?”
Maui gave an elaborate bow that somehow fit inside the corridor.
“Only when absolutely necessary.”
A beat. He winked. “Meaning — always.”
Tiffy folded her arms, suspicion meeting amusement. “You want to work with him?”
SSAR’s optics flared faint red. “Logical. He likes us.”
Maui threw both arms wide. “Like you? I love you two. You make me look responsible.”
Learn-Bot blinked twice, processors humming.
“Interpersonal synergy: confirmed.”
Tiffy sighed. “Fine. But if this turns into a disaster, it’s your fault, Maui.”
He laughed. “Deal. Now — let’s see what kind of trouble we can stir up.”
SSAR raised a single metallic finger. “Clarification. Preferably productive trouble.”
Learn-Bot’s tone warmed. “Historically, that term has proven… elastic.”
Maui slung an arm around both bots, the hook resting against his shoulder, golden light catching the scuffed walls.
“Then stretch it, my friends,” he said, that half-laugh rolling in.
“Stretch it wide.”
Static crackled down the corridor like fire crawling through wire.
Maui froze mid-stride. The glow in his fishhook surged from gold to blinding white, veins of energy racing up his arm.
A tremor ripped through his muscles. He dropped to one knee, knuckles slamming metal. Sparks scattered.
“Maui!” SSAR barked. “Report! What did you see?”
No answer.
The light dimmed, folding inward. The hallway dissolved — walls bending, vanishing — until there was only darkness humming with blue pulse.
Out of that pulse, shapes emerged.
Colossal machines marched in unison, limbs grinding with ritual precision. Each movement sent ripples through the void, like gravity learning a new rhythm.
Cables the size of rivers twisted above, feeding power into something unseen.
Then the something moved.
A shadow peeled from the rest — a mass so vast the dark bent around it. Its presence pressed cold against his chest.
Maui’s breath hitched. He wasn’t afraid often. But this… this was older than gods.
The pulse quickened — boom-boom-boom — until it matched his heartbeat.
A flash — white, then blue, then nothing.
Light shattered like stars breaking their contracts with the night.
A voice rolled through the void, low and final, vibrating in his bones:
“The Reckoning begins.”
The vision snapped.
Maui gasped; air tore back into his lungs. The corridor slammed into place — SSAR crouched beside him, Learn-Bot’s optics flaring, Tiffy reaching forward but not touching.
He blinked, sweat cutting paths through dust.
The hook still glowed, quieter now, as if trying not to breathe too loud.
“Welcome back,” Tiffy whispered.
Maui managed a crooked grin, breath ragged. “Yeah,” he said. “But something out there just clocked in — and it’s way above my pay grade.”
SSAR crouched low, optics flickering like twin embers.
“What did you see?”
Maui’s knuckles whitened on the fishhook. “Machines,” he said, voice low. “Big ones. Pulsing blue light. And something worse.”
SSAR’s gaze locked on him. “Define worse.”
He lifted his eyes, and even E-Go’s glow dimmed. “It’s not just machines,” he murmured. “Something’s behind them. And it’s coming fast.”
Silence stretched, broken only by the soft hiss of circuitry cooling.
Tiffy stepped forward, her reflection trembling in the polished metal floor. “Can you be more specific?”
Maui pushed to his feet, the fishhook flaring faint gold as he rose. “Not yet. But trust me — when it hits, you’ll know.”
Learn-Bot’s glow intensified, each pulse syncing with the tremor in the walls.
“Threat level: escalating,” it said. “Immediate action recommended.”
SSAR straightened, plates locking into combat alignment. “Agreed. We move now.”
Maui forced a grin. “Great. Let’s go save the day — again.”
SSAR’s optics narrowed. “This time, Maui, with strategy. No improvisation.”
He rolled the fishhook in his hand. “Strategy first, heroics later. Got it.”
He glanced back with that spark of confidence. “But let’s be honest — I’m always in the middle of the big moments.”
SSAR’s servos clicked. “And I’m always cleaning up after them. Move out.”
Tiffy fell into step beside him. “You okay?”
Maui nodded once, grip tightening on the hook. “Yeah. Just a feeling this one’s gonna be… memorable.”
The corridor buzzed again — faint static, like something alive behind the walls.
The lights flickered.
Somewhere deep ahead, a low metallic growl rolled through the dark.
The sound wasn’t close.
It was getting closer
CHAPTER 7: SPARKS IN THE WIRE
The café hummed like an old memory refusing to die.
Its lights buzzed in different keys, the espresso machine hissed like a retired dragon, and the walls leaned inward as if gossiping about the customers who’d vanished years ago.
Tiffy sat in her usual corner, half-buried in shadows and holographic noise. Her rig was less “computer” and more “Frankenstein with Wi-Fi” — a collage of defiance: dashboard screen for the shell, smart-fridge guts for the heart, and a holo-phone duct-taped on top, still wearing its Retro Futurism Museum price tag.
The thing wheezed when it booted up, coughed when she coded, and purred when she broke rules.
Above the scarred surface, ghost-blue data shimmered and danced — faster, hungrier, and way cockier than any Apple Millennium-4 with its smug thought-transfer chip. Her machine was rebellion in circuit form, whispering: Don’t kneel.
The rest of the café didn’t notice her — they were ghosts too: couriers without routes, streamers without streams, code-kids with nothing left to upload. They came for the caffeine and the illusion of signal.
Her patched jacket and frayed scarf said scrap rat.
Her eyes said try me.
Somewhere in her comms, a lazy voice yawned through static.
“Hey — Faithful. You drinking or plotting?”
She smiled faintly, not looking up. “Why not both?”
“Multitasking — that’s my girl,” Maui quipped, half-tease, half-check-in. “Try not to short-circuit the espresso machine again. Last time, it thought it was a bidet.”
Tiffy snorted softly, fingers flying over cracked keys. “That was one time.”
“Uh-huh,” Maui said. “And the pigeons outside still talk about it.”
She rolled her eyes, hiding the smirk tugging at her lips.
The lights flickered. The café sighed.
Tiffy leaned closer to the glow, and Maui’s voice softened beneath the static.
“Whatever you’re building, kid — keep building. I’ve got your back.”
Her answer was quiet. “I know.”
The screen pulsed brighter — like it knew too.
Tiffy adjusted the bent antenna taped to her laptop. Sparks popped like angry fireflies; the rig shuddered, offended at being resurrected again.
“C’mon, princess,” she muttered. “Don’t die on me before the rebellion even starts.”
The screen coughed to life, green static resolving into a pulse — faint, encrypted.
Header: OPERATION PINHEADS / Restricted Intel / Shadow Net.
Her fingers went to work — swift, surgical. Code spilled down the display like rain, every line peeling another corporate lie clean off the bone. Order disguised as progress. Freedom packaged as firmware update.
Across the café’s sputtering light, her classroom of misfits stirred awake. Broken chairs, cracked crates, one upside-down barrel — they called it school. Half the kids huddled over salvaged tablets, half listened like believers at a sermon.
A tiny hand shot up. Mira — eight years old, all elbows and hope.
“What’s a book?”
Tiffy blinked. “It’s like a tablet — only made of paper.”
Mira frowned. “Paper?”
Tiffy’s grin was wry, small. “It’s what trees used to turn into before everyone decided they looked prettier dead.”
The room went quiet; even the espresso machine seemed to pause.
No one laughed — they were too busy trying to imagine trees.
Maui’s voice crackled in her earpiece, warm with static amusement.
“Careful, Faithful. You’re turning literacy into rebellion again.”
Tiffy smirked. “Isn’t that what it’s always been?”
“Touché,” he said. “Next you’ll be telling them about pencils. Don’t scare the children.”
She chuckled. “Go patrol a volcano or something.”
“Already did. It snored.”
She tuned him out, gaze hardening as another string of code unlocked a deeper layer — something ugly humming beneath.
The kids leaned closer, sensing the shift in her posture, the electric tension crawling up the air.
“This,” Tiffy said softly, pointing at the cascading text, “is what control looks like when it smiles.”
Her hands moved faster — deleting, decoding, defying.
For a heartbeat, the café lights dimmed. Then the signal cut clean — silence thick enough to choke on.
Maui’s voice returned, low now. “Whatever that was, it noticed you.”
“Good,” Tiffy whispered. “Let it look.”
Her cracked laptop purred, defiant. Sparks flared.
Somewhere, in the tangled net of cities and satellites, the first ping of rebellion echoed back.
The streets breathed rot and gasoline. Neon ghosts flickered on cracked walls — ads still promising paradise, still charging extra for the lie.
Tiffy moved through the light-rot like she owned it, hood up, every footstep calculated between puddles that smelled like melted batteries. Every shadow might’ve been a drone, every reflection a lens.
At the civic fountain — now just a birdbath for pigeons and the occasional refugee — she crouched, sleeves rolled up, scrubbing a shirt with a sliver of motel-bar soap. The water was cold, grey, stubborn. So was she.
Her hands worked, but her eyes never stopped scanning the sky.
A rustle. Footsteps.
The kids drifted in — Mira, Leo, Tarek, and the rest — quick minds wrapped in threadbare clothes. Their laughter was brittle but real, and it made the alley feel, for one brief second, like a heartbeat instead of a tomb.
Tiffy wiped her hands, grabbed a piece of chalk, and knelt beside cracked stone. She drew looping code across the concrete — curves, arrows, commands, like street art with purpose.
“Alright,” she said, tapping the chalk. “What does this loop do?”
A wiry boy scratched his head. “It keeps running till we stop it.”
She nodded, smile crooked but proud. “Exactly. Like us. We keep running till they can’t.”
Mira tilted her head. “What happens if it breaks?”
Tiffy paused, eyes flicking skyward at the faint hum growing above them.
“Then,” she said softly, “we rewrite it.”
For one bright moment, the alley was a classroom again — scrap tablets glowing in small hands, code scrawled where hope should’ve been.
Then the air changed.
A low, mechanical hum rolled across the rooftops — steady, rising, hunting.
Maui’s voice ghosted through her earpiece, lazy and lethal at once.
“Faithful… either that’s a choir of angels with jet engines, or your after-school program just made the watchlist again.”
Tiffy smirked. “Then it’s working.”
The chalk dropped from her fingers.
The hum sharpened.
Lesson over.
Her hideout pulsed with weak light. Messages blinked in quick succession across the cracked monitors:
rumor_byte001: someone’s feeding coordinates.
rumor_byte002: Faithful’s not who she says she is.
rumor_byte003: tell Maui to check his lines.
Maui broke through the static.
“You seeing this smear campaign, or did my inbox just get weaponized?”
“They’re turning it viral,” Tiffy said. “Same pattern on three underground nets. Same phrasing. Same timestamp. No way it’s random.”
“Someone’s feeding the wolves. You think it’s internal?”
She didn’t answer. Her fingers brushed the locket at her neck — the one she’d worn since before memory meant anything. Tiny engraving, half-worn smooth: REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE.
Her pulse steadied around the words.
“They can have my name,” she said softly. “But they don’t get my truth.”
“That’s the spirit,” Maui replied, masking concern with a grin she could hear. “Just keep your head down till I reroute the gossip lines. Maybe leak a rumor I’m secretly dating the Vice-ICE. That’ll break the algorithm.”
Tiffy’s laugh was small, brittle, but real. “Please. The Vice-ICE couldn’t handle your ego in 4K.”
“Facts.”
Outside, a hover-drone passed low. Its spotlight sliced across the boarded window, then moved on.
Tiffy didn’t flinch. She just whispered into the mic, steady now:
“Maui… we’re done running.”
Static hissed — then his reply came, electric and grinning.
“Finally. Let’s show these clowns what happens when thinkers fight back.”
The feed cut.
The sky went out.
Then came the orange.
Screens in every café, shelter, and sewer passage bled the same glow — orange-gold, pulsing like infection through the grid. Even the vending machines flickered to attention.
Above, the words scrolled across the haze in bold capitals:
THE ORANGEHOUSE BROADCAST — MANDATORY VIEW.
Maui’s circuits purred with interference. “Game on,” he muttered.
Every signal in the city spasmed. Drones halted mid-flight. Billboards reshaped themselves into propaganda cathedrals.
On-screen: a throne of rhinestones, flags waving in an endless loop.
Vice-ICE reclined upon it — gold suit gleaming hard enough to blind satellites, smile painted on like a sticker.
“My beloved citizens,” his voice boomed, syrup over steel. “A traitor walks among us!”
The feed cut to a frozen clip: Tiffy — running, wild-eyed — circled in red.
Caption: ENEMY WITHIN.
Gasps rippled through the alleys.
Mira’s whisper: “That’s… that’s her.”
Leo looked up, jaw trembling. “Tiffy… why are they saying this?”
She said nothing. Her breath hitched — half fury, half disbelief.
“Fake,” she managed finally, but her voice cracked on the word.
Maui’s voice warped with interference. “They’re running ghost edits through sixteen channels. I can’t trace the source without tripping a kill-loop.”
“They’re calling you a virus,” Tarek said from the corner. “They’re saying you built the Trojan Net.”
“That’s a lie.”
The room didn’t breathe. The walls hummed orange.
In the broadcast, Vice-ICE spread his arms, grin too perfect to be human.
“This rogue — this undocumented menace — threatens our very stability. But fear not! Your President-King delivers justice even to the darkest code!”
Outside, the first wave of drones launched, red lights cutting through the orange sky like blood vessels bursting in the dark.
Inside, the kids stared at her like they were trying to remember which side she was on.
Tiffy’s hand brushed the locket — it thrummed in time with the broadcast’s pulse.
The orange light flared brighter.
“Maui,” she said softly, “what if they’re not lying?”
“Don’t you dare start believing that,” he snapped. “Not you.”
The signal stuttered; then the city roared.
Tiffy exhaled, slow.
She whispered to herself — and maybe to everyone listening on the wrong frequency:
“Remember.
CHAPTER 8: SURF’S UP
A flicker strobed across her earpiece — Maui’s voice cutting through static like a grin.
EXIT FIVE BLOCKS SOUTH. AVOID MAIN. AND, TIFFY?
“What,” she snapped, banking hard, her hoverboard slicing past a drone’s searchlight.
THAT WAS AWESOME. DO IT AGAIN.
Despite herself, she smirked and pushed harder on the throttle.
The board screamed forward, skimming inches above puddled asphalt, scattering reflections of red and blue.
Another enforcer loomed at the alley’s end, hulking, metal jaws grinding.
Tiffy didn’t slow.
She angled the board, twisted mid-air, and stole the baton from its hand in passing — a motion so fluid it looked rehearsed.
Sparks flared. She flipped the weapon and jammed it into the enforcer’s core.
The thing convulsed once, collapsed in a rain of pixels and smoke.
“Two corners,” Maui said in her ear. “Then hang left. And maybe ease off on the heroics?”
“Ease off?” she said, grinning through the sweat. “That’s not in my code.”
“Clearly,” he muttered.
Two corners later, the alley opened wide — the world smearing into motion blur and neon rain.
Behind her, the kids’ hoverboards whispered over slick bricks — a river of dim lights and trembling laughter.
For the first time that night, they weren’t prey.
They were flying.
And Tiffy, wind in her hair and heat in her chest, almost believed freedom could sound like this —a low hum, a stolen machine,
and a demigod’s voice saying,
Ride the wave, Faithful. Don’t let it ride you.
The warehouse swallowed them — a cathedral of rust and shadows.
Broken glass caught the moonlight, flickering like the ghosts of old data.
Hoverboards hissed to a stop.
The kids dismounted one by one, adrenaline leaking out of them in shaky laughs and wide eyes.
“Did you see her?” a little one breathed. “She flew.”
“More like—something flying her,” another murmured.
No one corrected it.
Tiffy leaned against a rusted pillar, breath ragged. Her hands still trembled, static prickling beneath her skin.
She looked at them like they belonged to someone else.
Every move in the chase had been instinct: precise, deliberate, impossible.
Jamal lingered near the edge, clutching his tablet.
“Tiffy…” he said quietly. “How did you do that?”
She met his gaze, shook her head.
“I don’t know,” she said. “It just… happened.”
Static popped in her earpiece. Then Maui’s teasing voice, with an undertone that wasn’t humor:
WELL, WELL. YOU’VE GOT MORE TRICKS THAN I LOGGED, FAITHFUL.
Tiffy closed her eyes. “Yeah,” she murmured. “So do I.”
The words hung.
The kids drifted — side glances, whispers, a few edging toward the exit.
She caught it but didn’t blame them.
Something inside her still hummed — alive, unknown.
She forced herself upright, checked Maui’s breadcrumb on the flickering console.
The RV crouched in a knife-slice of an alley, half-swallowed by rust, half-hidden by shadow.
Inside, it hummed with survivor noise — scraped wires, overclocked circuits, hope held together by duct tape.
Shelves sagged under scavenged tech: drone wings, ration packs, copper guts from a thousand broken gadgets.
It wasn’t home, but it was theirs.
Tiffy slammed the door shut, sealing out the night.
“Count off.”
Voices rose, uneven but obedient. One… two… three… six.
Then silence.
Her stomach went hollow.
She counted again, slower.
It didn’t change.
“Who’s missing?”
No one answered — just darting eyes.
The comms cracked alive, Maui stripped of swagger.
“Intercepted ICETROL chatter. They’ve got a kid in custody. Three blocks south. Decommissioned depot.”
“Which kid?”
“Interference’s thick. Can’t confirm. But they’re moving fast. Clock’s ticking.”
The world tilted — then locked back into focus.
“Lockdown,” she ordered. “No one opens this door for anyone but me. If I’m late, Plan B. Jamal leads.”
The kids exchanged looks but obeyed.
Tiffy crouched beside the smallest — Mira — whose hands shook around her cracked tablet.
“Hey,” Tiffy said softly. “You know the drill. You’ve got this, yeah?”
Mira nodded through tears. “B-but what if they don’t bring them back?”
Tiffy smiled — small, fierce. “They will. Because I’m going to.”
She rose, slung her go-bag over one shoulder, checked the locket’s glint.
Remember who you are.
“Maui,” she said, steady now. “Guide me.”
A beat of static. Then his quieter voice:
“I thought you’d never ask. Let’s bring the kid home, Faithful.”
She looked back once — at faces half-lit by fear and belief — then stepped into the dark.
Not as a fugitive, but as the kind of leader who always comes back.
Night held its breath.
Maui’s voice threaded through her earpiece, steady as a metronome.
“Two blocks, right turn. Drone overhead in five… four… three—”
She folded into the alley’s seam and vanished.
The depot loomed — rows of shuttered bays, windows like tired eyes half-closed against neon.
Artificial light leaked from vents.
“Four goons,” Maui said. “Two at the door, two inside. Kid’s main bay. And Tiffy—”
“—What?”
“They’re armed. Careful.”
She scanned the yard: sightlines, cover, exits.
“Can you hit their weapons?”
“Isolated systems,” he said. “Can’t ghost in without frying the net.”
Pause. Then: “But I can… improvise.”
He feathered commands through forgotten infrastructure — pipes, valves, pressure lines.
The grid answered with a metallic groan: old iron remembering the sea.
“On my mark,” Maui breathed. “Three… two… one—go.”
A hydrant exploded like a cannon.
A geyser punched skyward and crashed down as a wall of silver.
The first guard yelped as cold hit him full in the chest, boots skidding.
Tiffy sprinted, board whispering underfoot, riding the slick like a surfline.
Lights shorted; weapons died.
A second hydrant erupted — Maui drumming chaos into rhythm — turning the yard into a river that shoved the goons like driftwood.
Tiffy dove through the spray, water sluicing off her hair, eyes fixed on the main bay.
One enforcer lunged; she spun with the current, sending him into a stack of crates.
Another reached for his rifle and wiped out in the torrent.
She found the kid curled in a corner, soaked but breathing.
“Hey—got you,” she said, steady over the rush.
He stared like safety had a face again.
“Path clear. Extraction route north alley,” Maui ordered. “Ride the river, Faithful. I’ll hold the tide.”
She scooped the kid into her arms and launched onto the board.
The water carried them — a silver highway, drifts of foam and light.
Hydrants bellowed. Pipes groaned.
Behind them, the depot drowned in static and panic.
As they sped into the night, spray sparkling like confetti, Tiffy let herself breathe — hot, alive.
The kids at the RV would be waiting.
She’d prove, in one reckless night, that she remembered who she was.
The RV door flew open, spilling noise, water, and relief into the dark.
The kids poured in — soaked, shaking, but whole.
Tiffy stood in the threshold long enough to count.
One… two… three… every heartbeat home.
Her shoulders dropped. “Drills,” she said, firm but warm. “You were great. We get greater.”
They moved — lock checks, ration sort, trembling hands doing work anyway.
Muscle memory over fear like armor.
Then Maui’s voice crackled through the cabin speaker.
“Story time, Tiffy. They earned it.”
She exhaled and sank onto the couch’s tired cushion.
“Gather up.”
They did, forming a messy constellation around her.
Mira leaned against her knee; Jamal hovered close but couldn’t meet her eyes.
Even Maui’s interface blinked softly on the bulkhead — one pulse that said go on.
Tiffy’s voice came low and certain.
“Once,” she began, “there was a wave so big, so angry, it could’ve swallowed the world. But someone stood up to it.”
The RV hushed.
Her words painted light on the walls — storms turned to song, small people refusing to drown.
By the end, the air had changed: no fear, just the soft glow of kids who believed they might make it.
Maui listened from somewhere deep in the circuits, his chuckle a tide under the hum.
“Let’s see Z beat that,” he muttered, already threading new breadcrumbs through the grid.
Outside, drones prowled the city’s veins.
Inside, a handful of soaked, stubborn kids breathed as one — hungry, unbroken, learning the shape of their own power.
The rebellion wasn’t a rumor anymore.
It was awake.
And it was theirs.
A faint ting-ting-ting pulsed through the RV’s console — soft at first, then syncing with the generator’s hum.
Tiffy paused. The kids looked up.
The tone carried rhythm — a heartbeat.
She smiled. “He’s out there,” she whispered, adjusting the analog dial.
The signal flared gold across the waveform, arcing out of Neo-Zenith and into the stars.
CHAPTER 9: WISH UPON A MAUI IN THE SKY
A surge of plasma blue ripped across the firmament.
The interdimensional highway shimmered like liquid glass, and two streaks cut across it—one gold, one flame-red.
Maui’s Apple Millennia-4 thumped to his ancestral Hawaiian beat as he tore through the stars on his chrome-dipped Harley Hover V12000. Beside him roared Tiffy’s retrofitted Indian V8 Horouta hover cruiser—a rummaged miracle of muscle and myth. Eight cylinders of salvaged thunder, repulsors humming like temple drums, pipes spitting molten plasma in rhythm with the radio she’d bolted to the dash. The old boombox crooned a crackling playlist from Hula-Haka-Boogie FM, spinning ancient island tracks that somehow carried clearer than any digital feed.
The music filled the void—ukulele strums, surf-beat drums, voices older than gravity.
Tiffy laughed into the comms. “Told you the old world still sings!”
Her favorite bandana, sun-faded red with white hibiscus, fluttered beneath her helmet rim—the one Phili’s grand-aunty tied the day she left the ground. For luck. For fire. For faith.
Maui’s grin widened as her cruiser drew level. “You wired a radio to a rocket engine?”
“Resonance drive,” she shot back. “Also plays cassettes.”
He barked a laugh. “Girl’s riding a volcano with chrome handlebars.”
They shot through a nebular bloom, twin contrails crossing like brushstrokes of sun and lava. For a heartbeat, their machines hummed in perfect harmony—the demigod’s divine tech and the girl’s analog defiance sharing one pulse.
Then came the chime.
Ting… ting… ting.
Her dash flickered. The boombox wavered between song and static.
“Uh-oh,” she murmured. “That’s not my beat.”
Maui’s HUD flared crimson. “Old Hula-Haka-Boogie FM says someone just tagged us.”
A plasma round hissed past, grazing the cruiser’s flank. Sparks scattered across her bandana, reflected in her visor.
“Who’s the magnet?” Maui barked.
“Apparently me. ICE scanners are hungry for analog.”
He chuckled as another bolt sliced the dark. “Told you to stay home!”
“You say that again,” she snapped, “and I’ll reroute your ego into a black hole.”
Horouta growled as she forced more thrust through the repulsors. Her cruiser dove, cutting through the barrage. Maui followed, laughing into the chaos.
“Hang on, Faithful!”
“Always do!”
Below them, Earth’s curve burned in dawnlight—blue, fragile, waiting—and the ting-ting-ting echoed through the cosmic radio as their twin rides blazed on.
The cosmos danced like liquid fire as Maui threw his Harley into a lazy spin, the roar of its thrusters harmonizing with the hum still echoing from Tiffy’s cruiser. He curved off the Big Dipper, glided past Old Sagittarius with the grin of a man who’d never met a law of physics he couldn’t outsurf.
“Hey, bros! Dames! Pop over for a lūʻau—my treat!” he called to the constellations. “Bring gamma-ray screens and we’re golden.”
Then it came again—ting… ting… ting. Sharper now. Not radio chatter. Alive.
“Tiffy, you picking that up?”
“Loud and stinging,” she replied. “Too warm for ICE tech.”
“Feels like a heartbeat,” Maui muttered. The pulse flashed again, mapping the sky in perfect sync.
Horouta pulled alongside, her hands a blur over analog controls. “It’s resonating with us. Not attacking—calling.”
“Calling?”
“Yeah. But it’s bouncing off something big—cloaked.”
The ting-ting-ting snapped into a steady rhythm, vibrating through their hulls. The boombox flipped stations on its own, Hula-Haka-Boogie FM twisting into a static hum.
“…aloha frequencies breached… incoming—unknown analog ghost…”
The wave hit like lightning.
Gold light burst across the stars, crashing into their ships. The Harley bucked; Tiffy’s cruiser rolled, plasma thrusters flaring blue and red.
“Tiffy!” Maui yelled.
“I’m fine!” she shot back. Her bandana whipped in the turbulence, eyes locked on the rising pulse. “That wasn’t a signal. That was a ping-back. Something answered us.”
The ting-ting-ting swelled into a symphony, bleeding through comms, vibrating space itself.
“Whoever’s playing that tune just hijacked the dance floor,” Maui said.
“Then let’s turn up the volume,” Tiffy answered, slamming the analog amplifier.
Horouta roared, flames curling from its pipes, the old boombox screaming with static fury as it synced to the cosmic beat.
Harley and Cruiser locked formation—divine and human rebellion cutting the heavens, answering a universe that had just realized they were awake.
The Aloha Ping had begun.
Afterglow shimmered behind them, a fading aurora across the void. Maui inhaled the charge lacing the air. The Harley coasted on ion drift.
“Now that’s a vibe,” he said. “A little stardust, a hint of superbits, and… is that Earth down there?”
Tiffy eased up beside him, twin pipes glowing. “You think that ping sent us here for the view?”
“You’re not saying the universe has directions?”
“I’m saying we got pulled off course by something that thinks.” She skimmed the dials. The boombox hissed a voice through static—familiar, distant, half code, half heartbeat.
“…Aloha Ping complete… triangulating origin… Earth sector seven…”
Tiffy froze. “Sector Seven. Neo-Zenith’s shadow ring.”
Maui blinked. “Your backyard.”
“Exactly. If ICE is broadcasting there, every kid we saved is back under their scope.”
“Hey, slow down, Faithful. You charge that hard into a gravity well, you’ll fry the repulsors.”
“Then catch up or get singed.”
Her cruiser banked toward the moon’s pale glow. The Harley jolted in her wake, sensors screaming.
“Tiffy! You’re cutting atmosphere!”
“That’s the point! You surf, I dive.”
He laughed—half nervous. “Planning to teach me how to crash?”
“Only if you survive the lesson.”
She punched the resonance drive. Earth’s thin halo swelled fast.
“Tiffy, this is insane!”
“Insane gets results.”
Storm fronts coiled across the Pacific. The Aloha Ping tone re-emerged, louder now, rippling through the comms like sonar from the deep.
“You wanted a wave,” she said. “Here it comes.”
They sliced into upper atmosphere, twin streaks of fire tearing the night. Alarms shrieked, plasma peeled off their hulls, and the stars behind them dimmed.
A brilliant red beam slashed across the void, narrowly missing Horouta.
“Contact!” she barked, rolling the cruiser.
Maui’s visor flared with diagnostics. “What in the lava pits—”
Another shot sizzled her edge.
“Keep your head low and your throttle hot!” he ordered.
“Scanning’s yours,” she said, banking into the glare. “Flying’s mine.”
His data stabilized. “Source confirmed. Southern Earth border. Surface target.”
Before them: a massive, gaudy laser cannon on a ramshackle platform, half-buried in desert sand. Neon pink chrome, glitter decals, vanity lights. A spinning disco ball turned lazily on top.
“Glitter? A disco ball?” Maui groaned. “ICETROLS.”
“They don’t just want to shoot something,” Tiffy said. “They want it to look fabulous when it explodes.”
A third shot screamed past. Maui climbed for top-cover. “I’ve got the sky. You line up their sequined death machine.”
“Copy.”
She dropped lower, weaving the barrage. Inside, the boombox hummed—fragments of a chant. She tuned the analog frequency, letting rhythm slip between incoming pulses.
The ting-ting-ting returned—sharp, clean, deliberate.
“Alright,” she murmured. “Let’s dance.”
Her cruiser dove straight through, a comet set to music.
Maui’s laughter echoed. “That’s my girl—show ’em what a longboard’s for!”
“Correction,” she said. “Show ’em what a leader rides.”
Below, the operators barely panicked before her analog signal spiked. Horouta’s undercarriage flared gold and dropped a sonic burst that shattered the disco crown and silenced the neon madness in one pulse.
Sand lifted in glittering clouds.
Maui’s scanner blinked green. “Target neutralized. Style points, ten out of ten.”
Tiffy steadied her cruiser, smoke and starlight trailing. “Next time,” she said, “you follow my lead from the start.”
“Already am,” he replied. “You’re just finally noticing.”
She laughed, leveling alongside him. “Let’s keep moving. That ping’s still out there.”
The ting-ting-ting echoed faintly through the wind, sharper now—like the universe tapping a glass before the next verse.
CHAPTER 10: MOON GRAFFITI
The desert shimmered below like a heat mirage, sand dunes pulsing with the residue of shattered glitter. Above, the moon hung impossibly bright — perfect, pale, and now, apparently, a target.
Tiffy brought Horouta Longboard Cruiser into a steady hover above the cannon wreckage zone, her fingers flicking across analog dials still warm from the last engagement. The boombox on her dash crackled back to life, broadcasting half a chant and half a newsfeed hijack.
“…Lord-ICE trending again—calls himself ‘the Galactic Graffiti King’—”
Tiffy’s eyes narrowed. “Perfect. Narcissism with a laser budget.”
She zoomed her visor’s scope. A squad of mismatched ICETROL goons stumbled around the new platform rising a few clicks away, half-drunk on power and bad decisions. One of them, a sweaty guy with a megaphone, clambered onto the cannon and slurred into the mic.
“Boys! Tonight, we make history! Lord-ICE and the minions will forever be remembered as the ones who tagged the moon! Fire it up!”
Another staggered forward, raising a glittering beer can like a trophy. “I’ll show that Vice-ICE Border Czar who’s really the man! Let’s give that moon a third eye!”
Tiffy arched an eyebrow. “Graffiti on the moon? Really? Someone revoke their interstellar privileges.”
The cannon began to whir, its gaudy neon trim flickering back to life. The barrel glowed, rotating toward the heavens.
Maui’s voice crackled through her comms, easy but edged. “Looks like your fans are throwing an afterparty.”
“Not for long,” she said. “Horouta, heat them up.”
Her cruiser dropped low, the longboard hovering inches above the desert crust. Dust plumed behind her in golden waves as she fired a precision plasma pulse straight through the cannon’s base supports. The impact tore through the glitter scaffolding like it was tinfoil.
Screams. Confetti. Shrapnel.
From the upper atmosphere, Maui looped lazy spirals, acting like he wasn’t watching — but every time an ICETROL gunner locked onto her, a sudden flash of blue plasma erased the threat.
Tiffy didn’t even look up. She could feel it — the faint tremor in the comms, the half-smirk behind his silence.
She smiled inside her helmet. You can’t help yourself, can you, Maui?
Down below, the ringleader, still clutching his mic, spun in panic. “Who fired that? Who’s messing with my masterpiece?!”
Tiffy opened the comms wide and piped Hula-Haka-Boogie FM straight into their frequency. The old DJ’s voice blared out of every ICETROL helmet, deep and laughing.
“This one goes out to all the wannabe moon painters—better learn to duck, bruddah!”
Then the ting-ting-ting pulsed again — sharper, cleaner, cutting through the radio chaos like the rhythm of a rising tide.
“Signal’s ours now,” Tiffy said, voice calm. “Let’s turn their broadcast into art.”
She flipped a switch. Horouta’s plasma jets fired in perfect beat to the ting, carving a glowing spiral across the desert floor — a counter-tag, luminous and alive, spelling a single word visible from orbit:
ALOHA.
From above, Maui laughed through the channel. “You go get them, Thermo.”
Her smile deepened beneath her visor — the kind that warmed the cockpit even in the cold of the void.
She didn’t answer. Just tilted her longboard toward the rising moon, the shimmer of her bandana catching the stars as the last of the ICETROLs scattered in glitter-covered panic.
The rebellion had found its graffiti.
And it was beautiful.
The glow of ALOHA still blazed across the desert floor when the sky answered back.
A cannon flash—pure red—split the upper atmosphere.
BOOM.
The blast slammed into Maui’s flank, rattling the Harley so hard it kicked sideways through the void. The shockwave ricocheted off a passing asteroid, sending molten fragments spinning into the blue curve of Earth.
Maui clenched his teeth. “That one had attitude.”
Then he saw it — the stray beam, wobbling wild, veering directly toward his parked cruiser: the Aloha Starliner.
“NO!” he roared.
The beam struck dead-center, tearing through the ship’s stabilizers. The Starliner shuddered, alarms screaming as it broke from orbit. A stream of fire erupted from its engines, turning the once-glorious hull into a meteor trailing smoke and sparks.
Tiffy’s voice cut through the comms, sharp and steady. “Maui, I’ve got it. I’m syncing control from here.”
“Careful, Faithful, she’s temperamental!”
“Good,” she said. “So am I.”
Her Horouta Longboard Cruiser dropped in like a hunting falcon, afterburners blazing. She kicked into analog override, every circuit alive under her fingertips.
Below them, the Starliner bucked, fighting gravity and inertia at once. Tiffy’s holo-console lit up with data-streams and three uninvited icons blinking at the bottom of her display: SSAR-Bot, Learn-Bot, and FireRock Node-7.
“Great,” she muttered. “The babysitters.”
SSAR-Bot’s metallic voice chirped through her speakers. “Command not recognized. Please clarify rank authorization.”
“I’m your rank now,” Tiffy snapped. “Get your fire suppression nets ready.”
A pause. Then Learn-Bot’s chipper tone. “Testing new command authority detected. Shall we quiz her first?”
“Do that,” she said, “and I’ll rewire your personality core into a toaster.”
Maui’s laughter echoed faintly through the line, even as he dove toward the falling cruiser. “Careful, bots. She bites.”
The Starliner’s hull cracked in the atmosphere’s upper drag. Tiffy locked her comm to FireRock Node-7. “Deploy drones! Lay magnetic nets under my vector!”
The rock-drone fleet launched in a glittering storm, forming a heat shield matrix below the plummeting ship. Sparks scattered across the sky like fireworks.
For a second, everything synced — the analog hum of Horouta, the bots’ subroutine chatter, the groan of the falling cruiser — and then the matrix failed, just shy of full formation.
SSAR-Bot’s voice cut in. “Warning. Operator error detected. Vector misaligned by two-point—”
“Shut it and recalc!” Tiffy barked.
The bots hesitated — microseconds of mutiny. Maui slid a single sub-code pulse through the net — the Maui Patch — nudging their math back into place.
The bots corrected course, pretending it was all Tiffy’s doing.
The Starliner steadied, flame trails bending with her command. Maui watched, proud and quiet, as she pulled the cruiser through the upper drag.
“Horouta, engage Aloha Lock. Transfer thermal bleed to auxiliary grid,” Tiffy ordered.
The cruiser groaned but obeyed. The fire dimmed. The ship held.
SSAR-Bot chimed in, tone smug. “Primary oversight confirms successful recovery due to combined analog-digital command structure.”
Tiffy narrowed her eyes. “You mean teamwork?”
“Semantics,” the bot replied.
The Starliner screamed through the thin skin of the Kármán Line, its hull wreathed in plasma and flame. The hush of orbit shattered into a roar of atmosphere and alarm.
Inside the cockpit, warning lights strobed scarlet. TRAJECTORY OFF-COURSE burned in pulsing text.
Maui braced at the co-pilot’s console, hands hovering over the manual override. “Stabilization’s slipping! I can dump the auxiliary thrusters—”
“Negative,” Tiffy cut in, sharp and steady. “You touch that system and the nose will shear clean off.”
He turned toward her, half a grin under his visor. “Didn’t realize we switched seats.”
“We didn’t,” she said, adjusting the controls. “I just stopped waiting for permission.”
Horouta had docked alongside mid-fall, tethered to the Starliner’s flank by electromagnetic cables she’d shot in during entry. Her analog systems ran in tandem with the cruiser’s failing AI — every move rewired by her hands.
Her bandana fluttered against the stale cabin air; the boombox hummed, fighting interference.
“You’re running full analog flight assist in atmosphere?” Maui asked.
“Digital’s compromised. ICE code’s still inside. Analog can’t be hacked.”
“Analog can melt.”
“Then we melt with style.”
The Starliner rolled hard and low, slicing the upper sky. Warning tones worked themselves into the beat of her hands.
SSAR-Bot crackled from the rear cabin. “Primary operator, gravitational load is beyond human tolerance.”
“Then stop measuring it.”
“FireRock stabilizers—” Learn-Bot began.
“No. FireRock goes on my mark.”
The desert grew sharper, dunes glowing orange under descent flame. She found her vector, threading it between two ridgelines that shimmered with heat.
“Now,” she whispered.
The FireRock nodes disengaged, burning a perfect counter-spiral. The descent angle corrected.
“Altitude two thousand,” SSAR-Bot reported. “Impact probability—”
“Mute him,” Tiffy said.
Maui sealed thermal vents as sparks jumped the control banks.
“Starliner to Horouta,” Tiffy called. “Lock guidance — mirror my vector.”
The longboard cruiser, tethered like a winged shadow, echoed her movements. For a heartbeat, they looked like twin meteors blazing through the dusk.
“Brace,” she said. “Ten seconds.”
When the Starliner hit sand, the world roared white.
Metal screamed. Dust geysers exploded skyward. FireRock drones detonated in controlled bursts, scattering impact energy into a ring of glass and ash.
Then, silence.
The ship groaned, half-buried in gold dust. Steam rose from scorched sides, painting the air with ozone and grit.
Tiffy exhaled, palms on the console. “Touchdown.”
“Alive,” Maui confirmed softly.
She turned her head, smirking through the sweat. “You doubted me?”
“Never out loud,” he said. “You just keep giving me reasons to check the fire extinguisher.”
The boombox crackled into Hula-Haka-Boogie FM. The DJ’s voice drifted through the static, lazy and amused.
“And that, folks, is how you land a legend.”
Tiffy leaned back, eyes still burning bright. Outside, desert wind whispered over the wreckage like applause.
Maui watched her in the half-light — the girl who’d just wrestled a starship out of orbit with her bare hands — and smiled behind his visor.
She didn’t know he’d covered her blind spots, or how many flames he’d quietly killed.
She didn’t need to.
She was the story now.
And he was her firefighter, guarding her legend from the shadow.
CHAPTER 11: CAGED KID
The Starliner’s engines hissed as they cooled, sand whispering over its blistered hull. The night wind carried the faint crackle of old code and the low hum of Hula-Haka-Boogie FM beneath the creak of metal.
Tiffy stood in the open hatch, boots planted on scorched plating, bandana snapping in the gust. Horouta ticked beside her, pipes still hot. Behind them, the ALOHA sigil they’d burned into the desert shimmered like a dare.
Maui’s voice slid through the comm, steady. “Eyes northwest. You’ll want to see this.”
She zoomed her visor.
A convoy: rusted, armored trucks wearing ICE insignias, engines snarling across the dunes. Cages chained in each bed. Kids inside—dozens—huddled tight as the wheels hammered toward the horizon.
Tiffy’s breath hit, then hardened. “They’re moving them.”
“Czar’s desert route,” Maui said. “No one comes out of it.”
“Not this time.”
She vaulted down, sand blooming under her boots. “SSAR-Bot, Learn-Bot, FireRock nodes—on me. Intercept.”
Learn-Bot chirped, too bright. “Tiffy, intercept probability at your current—”
“Don’t finish that.”
“…Understood.”
SSAR’s tone cut in, cool. “Deploying flight support grid. FireRock nodes engaged.”
“Alert Maui?” Learn-Bot asked.
“I am Maui’s alert,” she said, swinging onto Horouta. “Keep up.”
High above, Maui watched from the Starliner’s upper deck—Tiffy on point, bots locking into a V around her, their rhythms snapping to her analog pulse. Awe warmed his grin.
He flicked a switch. The Starliner’s speakers rolled across every local frequency:
“Attention ICE convoy—alien swarm in quadrant five. Immediate evacuation advised.”
Panic detonated. Trucks fishtailed. A cage toppled. A driver bailed, screaming about cosmic parasites.
Tiffy grinned. “Nice touch.”
“Little theater,” Maui said. “Spotlight’s yours.”
Horouta knifed forward, sand fountaining. “FireRock, split and screen. Learn-Bot, target cage latches—no collateral. SSAR, jam any runner calling HQ.”
“Affirmative,” SSAR said.
The ting-ting-ting threaded the net—clean, precise—snapping bot fire to her marks. Tires blew; fuel lines spit steam; not a cage touched.
Tiffy skimmed the lead truck, analog blade flashing. A lock screamed; the door burst. Three kids tumbled out into starlight.
“Go!” she shouted. “Follow the light!”
Behind her, SSAR’s drones threw a golden path in the sand—ALOHA re-drawn as a route home.
Maui’s Harley streaked overhead. Every time a gunner drew a bead, the sky coughed blue and the bead vanished. He never said a word.
“Tiffy,” Learn-Bot crackled, “your analog field is degrading our telemetry.”
“Good,” she said, banking. “Learn to fly human.”
Another cage. Another lock. Another door blown. The night became rhythm—metal, flame, and the Aloha Ping stitching it all together.
“Convoy neutralized,” SSAR reported. “Zero friendly casualties.”
“Minor property damage,” Learn-Bot added.
“Improved their view,” Tiffy said, already turning back.
Maui laughed low. “You’re starting to sound like me.”
“Maybe you’re starting to sound like me.”
Dawn bled over the dunes. Rescued kids gathered near the wrecks, guided by bot-light. Tiffy rolled to a stop, pulse still synched to the desert’s hum.
Maui set down beside her, dust lifting in the downdraft. “Surgical. Fast. Clean.”
“We’re just getting started.”
He didn’t mention the three drones he burned before they reached the kids. He only nodded toward the sky. “ICE noticed their moon got tagged.”
“Good,” she said. Sun flashed off her visor. “Make sure they remember who signed it.”
The ting-ting-ting rang once, low and sure—no longer mystery, but signature.
SSAR’s voice cut the quiet. “Incoming alert: multi-target missile strike detected. Origin—ICEMAKER Command and the Border Czar. Targets: the Starliner, Horouta, and a civilian population center.”
Tiffy was already moving. “Civilian center—where?”
“Neo-Zenith, Sector 7. Projected casualties: catastrophic.”
“That’s our people.”
Maui’s jaw set. “SSAR, patch guidance to me. I’ll intercept.”
Tiffy turned, throttle in her fist. “No. I am.”
CHAPTER 12: SSAR-Bot PROTOCOL
Tiffy leaned against the cracked console, smoke curling from the wrecked hull, bandana streaked with soot. Her pulse still hammered from Neo-Zenith. Maui swung onto his Harley Hover V12000, grin fading into the calm that meant he was about to make the impossible work.
He glanced back—just long enough for the old trust to flicker.
“Stay put, Faithful. You’ve flown enough for one day.”
“I can still fight.”
“I know,” he said, steady. “That’s why I’m not letting you.”
He keyed comms. “SSAR—rally drones. Those kids down there are our whānau.”
The Starliner lit a cool blue as Search and Rescue units snapped to SSAR-Bot’s command.
“If anything tries to harm them,” Maui added, “stick it on the prickliest cactus you can find.”
“Acknowledged,” SSAR said, unamused. “Defensive protocol engaged.”
Launch-lights swept Maui’s face. Tiffy tightened her bandana and stepped to the viewport, watching drones fall like comets. For once, she didn’t move to the front.
“Rest up, Captain,” Maui called, engines spooling. “Lesson ongoing.”
By the time the last rescue drone dropped, the sky was bruised purple. Tiffy’s hands still trembled with heat and adrenaline. Down in the sand, Maui moved through the crowd of kids—easy grin, bad jokes, chaos already settling.
“Alright, rascals,” he said, thumbing at SSAR. “She’s the boss. I’m just the funny uncle who occasionally saves planets.”
A dirt-streaked girl tugged his sleeve. “What if they come back?”
Maui tilted his chin at SSAR.
Her barrels hummed. A controlled arc of plasma stitched the air; a dome of crackling energy unfolded overhead, aurora-bright.
“See?” Maui said. “That’s SSAR mildly annoyed. You should see angry.”
Laughter rippled. From the ridge, Tiffy watched the light wash over faces—kids breathing easier, bots taking positions. The urge to seize the comm tightened in her chest, then eased. Leadership wasn’t volume; it was this—trust settling a camp faster than orders.
Below, Maui kept the tone light.
“SSAR, what’s your super-angry setting called?”
“Protocol Doom-Luau.”
“See? Even the bot throws a party.”
The dome glowed. Tiffy let out a breath she hadn’t realized she was holding. The ting-ting-ting brushed her ear—steady, forgiving.
“Camp’s yours, SSAR,” Maui said, gunning the Harley. “Keep the vibe strong. If anyone gives you lip, turn them into a solar panel.”
“Preferable alternative: have them run the solar panels,” SSAR replied.
Maui’s laugh trailed into engine hum. On the ridge, Tiffy’s bandana slipped in the wind. She reached for it, hesitated, let the red cloth settle in the sand. Below, sparks flew—structure blooming under the dome.
SSAR rolled forward like a chrome general. “Listen up! No smoking, no vaping, no wild parties. Break curfew, get toilet duty. Manual.”
Giggles. Panels unfolded. Welds hissed. Water units thrummed to life. Solar grids pivoted. A MultiMAX screen unfurled with a hiss.
“Behold,” SSAR announced. “Neo-Camp Aloha—four hundred inches of cinematic genius. Karaoke when the stars come out.”
Tiffy drifted to a group wrestling a frame. A boy’s hands shook under the weight.
“Lower grip,” she said. “Let the bot take the top.”
He adjusted; the weld locked clean. She nodded once.
SSAR dimmed her voice, conspiratorial. “Sleeping quarters? Mildly infested… with Hover-Puppies.”
Glowing pups zipped from crates, paws leaving neon trails. Chirps. Orbiting kids like satellites.
“They sniff nightmares and snack thieves,” SSAR added. “Cuddle quota: ten seconds minimum.”
The camp warmed. Old cartoons flickered on the screen. Air purifiers hummed like a heartbeat. Tiffy leaned against a crate, hands open for once. A toddler dragged a spanner over.
“Can I help?”
“Yeah,” Tiffy said. “Hand that to the bot before it squashes your toes.”
She looked up through the plasma shimmer. Outside: smoke and aurora. Inside: something that breathed.
The ting-ting-ting threaded her comm. She didn’t answer. She listened.
The night held one easy breath.
Then the ting shifted—sharp now, warning. Perimeter lights stuttered. Hover-Puppies lifted glowing snouts and whined.
“SSAR,” Tiffy said, already moving. “Talk to me.”
“Grid breach. Mass anomaly—south quadrant. Density off-scale.”
A gust slammed the dome, painting it red with sand. The horizon twisted into iron dust and neon lightning.
Maui’s voice crackled in, half static. “Faithful, you seeing this? That’s a Border Haboob—Vice-ICE weather hack.”
Shapes churned inside the wall—drone carapaces, ICE sigils, industrial teeth.
“He’s coming for the kids,” Tiffy said.
“Yeah,” Maui replied. “Whole circus.”
Wind punched the shield. The dome flexed. Pups pressed into small arms.
“Everyone to center!” SSAR thundered. “Inside the barrier. Now.”
Bots herded the kids. Tiffy slammed a brace into sand, anchoring a buckling wall.
“Stay put,” Maui ordered. “I’m on approach.”
“Not this time.”
“Don’t make it pride.”
Her thumb hovered over her wrist-override… then fell away.
“SSAR—your lead. I’m backup.”
“Acknowledged,” SSAR said, hologram flaring. “Protect the young at all costs.”
The storm hit.
SSAR planted her feet, barrels spinning. Plasma met lightning—boom, flash, heat. The Border Haboob clawed at the dome; the ground shuddered.
“She’s glowing,” a kid whispered behind the barrier.
“She’s protecting us,” another answered.
SSAR’s silhouette strobed in dust and fire, chassis radiating heat, stance unbroken. Maui cut through the haze overhead.
“She’s buying time,” he said. “Faithful—on my mark, trigger dome resonance. We’ll blow it apart.”
“Copy.”
Tiffy set her palm to the console. The dome shivered, taking on the pulse of the camp’s ting-ting-ting. The note grew, braided with SSAR’s fire and Maui’s engines.
Silence, tight as wire.
Boom.
The storm sheared outward—red dust and metal shards raining across the dunes.
When the light thinned, SSAR was upright, smoking at the joints.
Tiffy reached her first. “You did it.”
“We did,” SSAR said, optics dim but warm. “You led with restraint. Rarer than victory.”
Behind them, kids cheered; pups spun neon arcs. Maui touched down, visor up, grin streaked with soot.
“Not bad for overachievers,” he said.
“Took you long enough,” Tiffy shot back, almost smiling.
He tipped his head toward the paling horizon. “Timing.”
The ting-ting-ting returned—soft, alive. Not warning now. A camp’s heartbeat.
Tiffy let it fill her bones.
She didn’t steer it.
She let it lead
CHAPTER 13: A STORM LIKE NO OTHER
The amphitheater pulsed with quiet chaos—kids shifting, bots humming, hover-puppies tracing restless arcs. Tiffy stood at the edge, dust in her hair, the scorch of battle still on her sleeves. Hours ago she’d watched Maui and SSAR shatter the first wave; now she had to keep the fire without letting it burn the camp.
SSAR projected a three-dimensional map above the cracked stage—rings of color where the plasma shield flexed.
“This isn’t about surviving the storm,” she said evenly. “It’s about steering through it.”
Tiffy folded her arms, then made herself drop them. Lead with ears, not orders.
The kids drew closer. SSAR pointed out markers.
“Recon: you’re my eyes—outer dunes, flag distortions.
Puppy units: perimeter. They’ll follow your hands—guide them.”
The amphitheater shifted—barriers sliding, panels locking—choreography, not scramble.
Tiffy stepped beside SSAR. “Run the pattern twice before nightfall,” she murmured. “If it slips, we fix it together. No shouting.”
Blue blips chased across SSAR’s sensors. “Acknowledged. Cooperative correction mode.” A beat, softer: “Growth suits you, Faithful.”
“Don’t call me that till I earn it.”
Overhead, the dome flashed red—a second surge building. The first Haboob had been survival; this one demanded strategy.
“Fear is a reaction,” SSAR told the crowd. “Courage is a choice. Easier when someone believes you can.”
Tiffy crouched to a boy strangling a scanner. “You’re not just holding gear—you’re holding trust.” His grip steadied.
The ting-ting-ting brushed her comm. She timed her breath to it and moved shoulder to shoulder with SSAR as the camp worked like a single body.
The war room hummed to life. The next storm would come—but for the first time, she wasn’t bracing alone.
A warning tone cut Maui’s visor. “Reinforcements inbound. Big ones.”
Tiffy heard the edge and mistook it. “Then let me handle it.”
Before he could answer, she vaulted to the command board. SSAR’s feed flared: a massive red signature striding through dunes on mechanical legs.
“Hold off,” Maui said. “Let me draw it. Twin plasma cannons—”
“I’ve got it.”
The Juggernaut broke the horizon—tank fused to predator, armor stamped with Tariff sigils. Each step sent ripples through sand; drones scattered.
“Death dot com,” Maui muttered.
Tiffy tied the dome’s pulse generator to the shield grid. “We out-fire, out-shock. SSAR—full amp on three-alpha.”
“Caution: surge exceeds safe radius.”
“Shrink the radius.”
“Tiffy—”
“Do it!”
Noon-white. The dome hurled energy; the Juggernaut fired; beams collided with a red thunderclap. The machine buckled—armor fracturing—
—and the shield convulsed.
Feedback cascaded down the grid into sand and skin. Hover-puppies yelped. Small bodies flinched as static danced over them. Ozone. Panic.
“Tiffy, kill the circuit!” Maui dove hard. “You’re cooking them!”
She clawed at the controls; the surge locked her out. Light swallowed sound. The Juggernaut detonated—victory ash on her tongue—then the smoke cleared.
The field fell, smoking. Kids lay scattered, dazed, crying; pups flickered weakly in their arms.
Maui hit dirt, rolled, ripped off his helmet. Not rage—disbelief.
“What did you do?”
“I—I thought—”
“You didn’t think,” he said, low. “You tried to win.”
The ting-ting-ting rose through debris like a heartbeat out of sync.
SSAR limped forward, one arm half-melted. “Casualties: minor. Emotional trauma: significant.”
Tiffy flinched. Maui knelt by a sobbing child; the pup in her lap steadied under his hand.
He didn’t look back. “Fix what you broke,” he said quietly. “Don’t ask me how.”
He gathered the wounded into the amphitheater’s shade.
Tiffy stood in the hum of cooling circuits, the pulse still off-rhythm.
By dusk the dunes were still smoking. Maui hadn’t spoken. He moved like a storm behind glass—silent, controlled. When Tiffy sought his eyes, he turned. When she followed, the Harley roared and he was gone.
Without his voice, the camp’s rhythm thinned. Kids worked on autopilot, glancing at the horizon. SSAR ran logistics—precise, clipped.
Tiffy kept to the perimeter, palms raw from re-wiring, replaying the white flash and the screams. The ting in her head could’ve been signal or guilt.
By night, fear fermented.
“He left because of her.”
“She almost fried us.”
“Maybe we should go.”
Before dawn, a sentry saw shadows slip through the dunes—five kids, two pups, a salvaged drone dragging a crate. Quiet, desperate.
They weren’t fleeing monsters. They were fleeing silence.
When Tiffy realized, she tore through camp. “SSAR! Where?”
“Thermal traces—south quadrant. Fast.”
“Can we reach them?”
“Not alone. You need Maui.”
It cut deeper than a burn.
Out in the dark, Maui carved the horizon, Harley engines painting arcs over an old cartel outpost crawling with scavenger drones. He wasn’t strategizing; he was punishing. Each shot carried the camp’s echo—cries, light, Tiffy’s face. He called it justice; it felt like noise.
The comm pinged.
“Tiffy here… the kids—” Static swallowed the rest, panic intact.
Maui froze mid-ride. “Repeat.”
“…gone. South dunes. I don’t— I don’t know what to do.”
SSAR cut in, firm again. “Coordinates locked. Maui, intercept. Tiffy, maintain base integrity.”
“No,” Tiffy said. “I’m coming.”
“Faithful,” Maui growled, “you’re the reason—”
“I know!” she snapped. “That’s why I have to fix it.”
Silence. Then Maui exhaled; the old rhythm cracked back through anger.
“SSAR, pull Starliner scout drones. Tag heat signatures.”
“Done.”
Harley thrusters flared—twin streaks slicing night.
Tiffy swung onto battered Horouta—flamed pipes, scratched chrome, boombox still humming through dust. She touched her bandana like a vow. “Not this time.”
Far ahead, five silhouettes trudged; pups whined. The sand hummed.
The dunes moved—ICE patrols rising from dust. Dozens.
“I’ve got visuals,” Maui said. “They’re boxed.”
“Then we box the box,” Tiffy answered, voice steady.
The desert shimmered with plasma haze as Maui burned an arc across the sky. Below, the Juggernaut—crippled but crawling—dragged its armor toward the amphitheater.
“Keiki,” Maui said over comms, humor edged hard, “follow the pups home. Low and fast. Uncle Maui’s got the rest.”
No arguments this time. They bolted, glow-tails streaking across cracked sand.
On the ridge, Tiffy revved Horouta. She didn’t hear the drone drop behind her. A hiss, a flick of light. Something clicked to her shoulder—coin-small, pulsing blue. She slapped, but it melted into fabric.
Her wrist screen blinked with foreign code:
[ENCRYPTED PING: TRACE ACQUIRED]
Cold in her veins. Tagged.
No neural implant, no firewall. It would run until someone cut it out. She was too stubborn—and too scared—to tell Maui.
“Horouta,” she whispered. “Ride.”
The board surged, exhaust flaring. Dust tore past. Below, Maui’s voice thundered:
“SSAR, report!”
Hologram bright above camp. “Children inside the dome. Threat escalating. Suggest diversion.”
Maui skimmed lower. “Trojan Horse. Build something shiny and dumb and make ‘em chase.”
Tiffy’s comm crackled. “I’m closest to the wreck zone—scrap, cells, a live fusion coupler—”
“No,” Maui snapped. “You’re not stable.”
“Neither is the world,” she shot back, cutting through a plume. “Let me.”
A beat. Then the old trust, thin but there. “Fine. You build it. I’ll deliver it.
CHAPTER 14: TROJAN HORSE
By the time she hit the amphitheater, SSAR already had parts in rows—scrapyard orchestra, hands and bots in time. Tiffy slid off Horouta.
“We make it look like a power core,” she said. “It needs to sing on their scanners.”
The slingshot kid squinted. “And then?”
“Maui makes it explode.”
Sparks stitched metal. The shell took shape—polished plates, stolen coils, a soft predatory hum. Tiffy soldered through the tremor in her hands. Her shoulder burned hotter.
[TRACE LOCK ESTABLISHED → SIGNAL SPREAD]
She tucked the flickering readout under motion. SSAR’s head tilted. “Transmission anomaly on your channel.”
“Static,” she said—too fast.
Maui’s voice cut in anyway, iron behind the grin. “Faithful—you’re lit up like a supernova. What did you do?”
“It’s not—”
“You’ve been tagged. You’re the beacon.”
“I can still draw them off,” she said. “Make them think I’m the core.”
“Don’t you dare. You’re not the decoy.”
She looked at the kids behind the glowing sphere—pale, stubborn, still here. Her thumb slid to a private channel.
“You once said leadership isn’t about winning,” she whispered. “It’s about who you protect when you lose.”
“Tiffy—”
“Tell them aloha.”
Horouta screamed across the sand, the tag spilling a bright breadcrumb into the enemy net. Drones pivoted as one. The Juggernaut’s scorched cannons found her heat. She opened the boombox—old Hawaiian steel riffing through feedback—and gunned it into the storm.
“Turn back. That’s an order,” Maui said.
“Lesson’s still in progress,” she said, and vanished into lightning.
Somewhere in the static, the code whispered her name.
FAITHFUL.
Inside the amphitheater, tools clinked, hover-puppies paced, kids watched the makeshift core pulse. A small boy tugged Maui’s sleeve.
“She’s the only big sister we’ve got,” he said, trying hard at brave. “Please don’t be mad.”
Other voices followed. Please.
Maui’s jaw worked. His HUD still carried Tiffy’s last flare; the dunes still carried heat.
“No anger,” he said at last. “Just… consequences.” He crouched to the boy. “She loves you. She messed up. Both can be true. Right now she’s fixing it. We make sure she gets the chance.”
SSAR’s holo steadied over the orb. “Signature complete. Detonation vector set. High-priority fusion mimic active.”
Maui slapped the hull. “Then we make it sing. I take the bait. You hold the line. Eyes out. No heroics unless I call it.”
“And if you get hurt?” an older girl asked.
“Then you run this place,” he said. “Feed them. Keep them laughing. That’s aloha too.”
Coordinates etched into sand. “Trojan to grid twelve,” SSAR said. “Detonate on command.”
Maui checked vectors. “Tiffy lit a trail. Whether bait or trouble, we move.” He ruffled the boy’s hair. “I’ll come back. I don’t leave whānau.”
He kicked the Harley into a low growl and rolled toward the storm. “Let’s build something they can’t resist.”
“Execute on your mark,” SSAR said.
“Ready?” Maui asked.
“Ready!” the kids answered, brittle and bright.
He rocketed into the night.
The Trojan glowed behind him—false sun rolling across blackened dunes. SSAR fed phantom grids across the horizon; enemy scopes gorged on ghosts.
“Decoy holding,” SSAR pulsed. “Enemy diverting.”
“Good,” Maui said. “Cue the light show.”
ICETROL skimmers broke the haze, violet fire spitting. Then an older thunder—diesel—tore in from the flank. Cartel trucks, flags whipping, slammed straight into the Bureau’s elite wing, each screaming for debts the desert didn’t care about.
Plasma braided with tracer. Sand caught fire. “Mutual misunderstanding,” Maui muttered, smiling despite himself.
A cool chime cut him short—proximity lock.
He rolled the Harley. “Ah, no. Not you again.”
ICEMAKER dropped through smoke, all edges and black glass. It landed hard, two suns for eyes.
“Hello, Maui,” it said pleasantly. “Interdimensional Law 42-B. Prepare for termination.”
“Jaywalking between galaxies?” Maui skidded sideways, thrusters flaring. “Write me up.”
Claws flashed. His holo-shield took the hit; sparks fell like festival ash.
“SSAR,” he snapped, ducking a second swipe. “Payload?”
“Armed. Two minutes to optimal radius.”
“In this mess we get two seconds.”
Cartel met ICETROL head-on. The Juggernaut lurched, targeting corrupted by fake coordinates. The desert became furnace and strobe.
Maui skimmed low, dragging ICEMAKER away from the kids. A bolt grazed his board, blistering a panel.
“You missed,” he said. “Again.”
“Adjusting for organic unpredictability,” the bot replied, polite as ever.
His visor blinked: Payload in range.
“Your stage, SSAR.”
“Execute on your mark.”
“Mark.”
White swallowed everything.
The Trojan detonated—clean, blinding. The Juggernaut came apart mid-stride; ICETROLs vapor-trailed; cartel trucks lifted and fell like toys. The pulse froze ICEMAKER in place. Maui flicked a gravity grenade—soft pop, hard pin.
He walked to the pinned bot, visor cracked, face streaked with soot. “Tell your boss to leave my family alone,” he said, and pumped a surge through the chest plate. The core winked and folded into silver smoke.
“Still here,” he told SSAR, climbing back on. “Lot of noise. Message delivered.”
Black glass stretched where sand had been. “Get the kids ready,” he said. “We find Tiffy before the next storm.”
Hover-pups howled somewhere inside the static. Maui drove into the paling dark. “Hang on, Faithful,” he murmured. “Lesson’s not over.”
Silence took the field—cooling metal, soft pup-whines, a camp breathing again. Dawn pushed at the edges.
“Is it over?” a girl with braids asked.
Maui knelt, a pup nuzzling his knee. “Family isn’t just blood,” he said. “It’s who you stand by. Looks like mine just got bigger.”
Whānau hung in the air. The circle widened.
SSAR dimmed her optics to gentle blue. “Beginning, not end,” she said. “You fought well. Now build what the world forgot.”
Nods. The faint chime—ting-ting-ting—threaded the horizon. Maui looked up. For a heartbeat, a shimmer rode the edge of light and dust.
Gone.
He masked the twist in his gut, swung onto the Harley. “Alright, rascals—aloha lessons. Extra loud.”
Laughter broke—uneven, then full. Pups chased arcs of blue as the kids followed him toward the sun. Behind them, the amphitheater gleamed—half ruin, half miracle.
Far beyond the dunes, a single pulse answered—steady, alive.
Tiffy
CHAPTER 15: THE FLIGHT OF THE LONGBOARDS
The desert held its breath. Where the Trojan Horse flared, sand glassed into black veins that flashed in the dying light; the air smelled of ozone and fried metal. Campfires pushed warm circles over faces still raw with shock. Laughter tried to bloom—thin, half-habit, half-hope.
Maui sat apart, back to his Harley, arms folded like a man keeping his edges from splintering. The rumble in him was quiet, held in reserve. SSAR’s holo hovered at his shoulder, blue steel reflecting fire—her soft diagnostics a backdrop to the hush.
Tiffy stood on a low rise, shadowed by her longboard. Pili’s red bandana was cinched tight at her throat. She kept her hands busy—rolling a strip of metal, checking a spark—work that sounded less like apology.
The children clustered between them. The smallest leaned into a hover-puppy and watched Maui with hopeful eyes. The slingshot boy sat forward, jaw set, waiting for words that might stitch the world.
“Hey,” Maui said at last, voice soft. The circle tipped toward him. “You kids okay?”
A flutter of small answers. The braided girl blinked hard, then stood. “You promised,” she said—fierce, small. “You promised you’d keep us and you’d find—” The rest lodged in the dust. The others joined—not a demand, a plea: “You promised.”
Maui leaned in, elbows on knees, meeting each gaze. A rough grin. “Promise’s heavy. I made one. I don’t break them. Not on my watch.”
The slingshot boy studied Tiffy. “Why are big sisters always so bossy?” The pebble hit the quiet; snickers skittered; even Maui’s mouth twitched.
Tiffy flinched—pride, memory, that stubborn lean toward control. She walked down to them, hands empty, crouched near the boy. Oil smudged her fingers; a faint burn marked her knuckles.
“Big sisters bossy because they try to hold the scary together,” she said, lower than the fire crackle. “Sometimes they get it right. Sometimes they break something trying.” She glanced at Maui—no blame, just truth. “I broke it this time.”
Silence. Even the pups paused their loops.
Maui rose, slow, certain. Not the anger from earlier; the look of someone counting steps to reach a ledge. “You did more than break things,” he said. “You took the risk to save them. You own the choices—like the rest of us. But you don’t do it alone.” He kneeled to the kids. “We’re a team. We mess up together, fix it together. Hear me?”
A shared breath let out. The slingshot boy grunted a nod. The braided girl loosened her grip on her lap. The smallest hugged her pup and steadied.
SSAR’s holo softened. “Emotional stabilization protocol engaged,” she said—half dry, half warm. “Human bonding recommended.”
Tiffy huffed a laugh, then set to mending a charred toy—small, careful movements; not conquering, repairing. Each twist of wire spoke louder than apology.
“Maui—jokes,” a kid piped, tilting his head. The circle tittered. Maui’s eyes crinkled. He pulled a dented harmonica and blew a ridiculous note. Laughter climbed—tentative, then full.
Tiffy’s shoulders eased. She watched the kids, not Maui. One by one they inched closer, bringing spare screws, shy talk, the awkward gifts children use to bridge distance. Someone left a nearly whole packet of dried fruit by her boot. She nodded, pocketed it.
When night deepened, Maui drew a line in the sand with a stick. “No more secrets,” he said, gentle iron. “If we’re keeping each other, we say when we’re scared or hurt. No hiding. No running off alone. We’re family.”
The kids echoed it back—louder now, pact-strong. Tiffy’s eyes shone; she nodded once.
Later, on the rise beside Maui, the two silhouettes watched the fires burn down. No spoken apology, just the new thing between them: trust rebuilt in pieces.
The ting-ting-ting came through—small, sure, a metronome. Tiffy caught the bandana’s edge, letting the pulse set her breath.
“Tomorrow,” Maui said—not command, plan. “We find families. Ask questions. Fix what we can. And you—” he tipped his chin at Tiffy “—you help lead it. With us.”
“With you,” she said, relief loosening her voice.
Above, the sky settled into patient black. The small ones slept curled against hover-puppies; two adults kept watch—messy, human, beginning again.
By the second fire, the dome flickered low. Light danced off half-mended gear and tired faces. Tiffy moved quietly—tucking a thermal sheet around the smallest, fixing a cracked drone light until it glowed. Hands steady now: just care.
Maui watched, elbows on knees. The usual spark was gone, replaced by something quieter—respect. The kids ringed the warmth, pups curled like blue coals.
“Hey, keiki,” he said, voice gentler than they’d heard. “You went through a storm no one should. But you’re here. That means something.”
He glanced at Tiffy. “Means you’re stronger than the world that tried to break you.”
The slingshot boy shifted. “What if it never feels better?”
SSAR shimmered in beside them. “This is healing at the start,” she said, soft, unwavering. “It hurts because your heart works. Step one.”
“How do we heal when everything’s gone?” the braided girl asked.
Tiffy crouched. “Start small,” she said. “One laugh. One shared meal. One sunrise where you don’t hide.” She looked to Maui. “And not alone.”
Maui nodded. “New squad.” He thumbed at Tiffy. “That’s your big sister in command. Nearly outranks a SSAR-Bot.”
A ripple of laughter.
“Higher than a bot?” a little one gasped.
SSAR saluted. “Confirmed. Big-sister protocol overrides sarcasm subroutine.”
Laughter widened—awkward, healing. Pups yipped, paws tracing blue sparks across sand. Even the wind exhaled.
Tiffy rolled her eyes, smiling. “Fine. Tomorrow everyone’s on dish duty. First order of big-sister command.”
Groans, real laughter. First steps after a long fall.
Maui leaned back, letting it wash over him. “Camp’s got new leadership,” he murmured.
“About time,” SSAR said.
Tiffy met Maui’s eyes across the fire. No words. We carry it together.
Stars pushed through the fading storm glow—unbroken, bright.
By morning, the desert shimmered like glass. Camp moved with a new rhythm—soft laughter, tool-clink, the hum of hope.
Tiffy stood with SSAR, watching a lattice of blue data bloom. Faces flickered—half-corrupted images, names, fragments of old registries. The kids pressed close.
“Is that my mom?” a whisper.
“Maybe,” Tiffy said, gentle hand on a shoulder. “Let’s see what the scan finds.”
Maui squinted at the hologram. “Alright, SSAR. Odds we find anyone?”
“Uncertain,” she said, clinical, kind. “The Border Czar erased records to sever attachments. But traces remain. Enough to start.”
Hope hung—fragile flame.
A thunderous voice cracked the horizon. Holo-billboards bled into the sky.
“Children of defiance!” sneered Cage-Kids the 2nd, gold-eyed and grinning ten stories tall. “Your parents are gone—locked away for your crimes! Every day you hide with Maui, their sentence grows. They rot because of you!”
The air shrank. Kids froze. The smallest dropped her pup, hands clamped over ears. “Stop it,” she whimpered. “He’s lying—right?”
Maui’s jaw set. He ripped his comm chip out, but the taunts multiplied, bouncing off dunes.
Tiffy felt the fresh-mended trust crack. “He wants them to believe they’re the problem,” she said, low. “If we don’t shut it down fast, we lose them.”
SSAR’s tone sliced through. “Source triangulated. Not just sound. Psychological warfare.”
“Figures,” Maui growled, pacing. “Can’t beat us straight, so he poisons the air.”
Tiffy looked at the pale faces by the fire. “We don’t shout louder,” she said. “We show them louder.”
Maui met her eyes—old friction replaced by resolve.
“His lies are strong,” SSAR warned, dimming her projection as she tracked. “Truth still transmits—if someone’s brave enough to speak it.”
Maui nodded. “Then we broadcast.
CHAPTER 16: FIGHTING THE FEAR MONSTER
Night pressed heavy. Firelight stalled at the camp’s edge; even the hover-puppies went quiet.
Maui paced tight circles in the sand, fists clenched, plasma crackling off his gloves. “Lying to kids? That’s their move?”
SSAR’s hologram steadied beside him. “Effective. Fear needn’t be true—only close.”
He kicked a rock into the dark. “Can’t punch a loudspeaker.”
“No,” SSAR said, optics a cool blue, “but you can out-signal it. Fear loves silence; truth needs noise.”
Tiffy looked up from dust-drawn constellations near the kids. “Then we make some. They heard lies from the sky—let’s tell a story from the ground.”
Maui stopped. The anger in his shoulders eased. “A broadcast?”
She nodded. “You talk fine when you’re not yelling at the universe.”
Nervous giggles, but they were giggles.
They moved fast. SSAR rewired crashed drone amps into a rig. Tiffy and the older kids painted glowing glyphs—family marks, street names, real names—into the sand. Maui’s Harley hummed to the transmitter’s pulse.
When the feed opened, Maui didn’t shout. He spoke like the desert listened.
“Keiki, what the Czar’s pushing is fear. People use it when they can’t win. Don’t let him inside your heads—he’s already losing. You’re not forgotten or lost. You’re the heartbeat they couldn’t erase.”
SSAR carried his voice across the dunes, hijacking the Czar’s own billboards—Maui’s burned grin replacing the sneer, hover-puppies and laughing kids crowding the frame.
Tiffy followed—calm, fierce. “You wanted them afraid. They aren’t alone. They have each other. Your empire doesn’t speak that language.”
Silence held a second—then cheers, clapping, a little dancing. Fear cracked.
Maui exhaled. “Not bad for rebels.”
“Correction,” SSAR said. “Family rebels.”
Tiffy grinned. “And family doesn’t scare easy.”
Above them, the distant lights pulsed once—quiet applause.
By midmorning, camp hummed with cautious hope. SSAR scraped a dozen faint threads—names, blurred photos, clipped voices. Kids crowded each flicker like winded candles.
“It’s her!” the braided girl breathed as a smile and a lullaby snapped into focus. The slingshot boy pointed at a name that matched a nickname only a dad would use. More hands rose; more ghosts sharpened.
Maui watched faces change, hope spreading fragile as frost. “Something’s off,” he muttered.
SSAR parsed metadata and hops. “Pattern anomaly. Three proxy nodes trace to Czar networks. Likely forgery.”
Maui cupped his hands. “Everyone—together. We’ll check these properly.”
Tiffy reached the girl first, took her hand. “We verify each one. Slow. Careful. No running after dreams until we know they’re real.”
The child nodded, eyes wet, trusting.
SSAR layered timelines into the sand—origins, edits, sudden matches. “Planted results,” she warned. “They’re trying to weaponize hope.”
Maui swallowed. He could crush the sparks with truth; he remembered how silence wounded. “If we stomp hope, we lose them longer.”
“Then we verify in the field,” SSAR said. “Small team. No surprises. Follow the data like a bloodhound.”
They packed light: two hover-trucks, scout drones, Maui’s Harley, Horouta strapped behind. Older kids for steadiness; lucky trinkets pocketed.
The speakers bled smug. Cage-Kids the 2nd filled the sky. “Let them come. By the time they learn the truth, they’ll be inside my hands.”
Maui’s fingers tightened on the throttle. “We go slow. We go smart. We don’t hand him their hearts.”
Tiffy slid onto Horouta and met his eyes. The plan was already between them. “Let’s ride.”
The convoy drew a careful line into teeth and promises.
Night fell as they reached jagged cliffs. Buried metal glimmered under the moons. The compound squatted in sand—no lights, no guards, no sound.
“Too quiet,” Maui said, easing off. Heat signatures flickered thin and wrong.
The trucks braked. The slingshot boy jumped down. “My dad’s in there!”
“Hold,” Maui said. SSAR’s drones swept red beams through vents and corridors.
“Minimal life,” SSAR reported. “Deliberate jamming.”
“We’re wasting time!” the braided girl snapped. “You said we’d find them!”
The loudspeakers crackled alive. The Czar’s gold eyes stretched across the cliffs. “Predictable, Maui. Think I’d hand families back because you asked nicely?”
Maui revved once—sharp, defiant. “Predictable? Watch.”
The ground shuddered. Doors sighed open. Armored guards marched out in lockstep; drones rose, optics red as cut wire. The kids froze. The slingshot clattered to sand.
“You knew?” the boy whispered.
“I guessed,” Maui said, steady.
“You said my mom was here!”
“I said we’d find her. Not like this.”
The Czar’s laugh rattled stone. “How poetic.”
“Hostiles forty-two, drones twelve,” SSAR clipped. “Firing solution available, not optimal.”
“Give me a wall,” Maui said.
Blue tore up from sand; SSAR’s holograms raised a cliff of light. Plasma hit and sparked—fire that couldn’t burn.
Maui swung onto the Harley. “Eyes on me. Move when I move.”
“Clear,” the slingshot boy choked—and the spell broke.
Maui gunned forward; pups bounded ahead, tails lighting the path. Tiffy vaulted onto Horouta beside him. “Stay tight! Go!”
Plasma ripped the fake cliffs; sparks turned to stars; sand to smoke.
Over comms, SSAR’s voice boomed for the Czar to hear: “Follow the cliffs west.”
Maui heard the pause, the hidden beat beneath it. He grinned into the dust. “You heard her—west is the story. North is where we tell it.”
They cut for the ravine.
Behind them, SSAR’s masterpiece unfolded: a plateau of light, an army of ghosts, a laughing, projected Maui sprinting across a fake ledge. The Czar’s troops chased mirage rock; drones dove through counterfeit air.
“Counterprogramming engaged,” SSAR said. The plateau rippled; the first rank sprinted—and vanished into their own certainty. Holographic dust cascaded after them.
“Targets neutralized.”
The real ravine narrowed to a slit—barely board-wide. Tiffy doubled back to scoop a stumbling little one, pushed forward again. Maui caught it in his rear display; his anger thinned into something older.
The slit widened. SSAR’s last drone threw a final smear of interference and winked out. Silence returned—ragged breath, cooling engines.
Tiffy slid off Horouta, grit streaking her cheek. “Too close.”
“Close is how we live,” Maui said, visor cracked and dusty.
“Did we win?” the slingshot boy asked.
Maui watched the dying flicker on the false horizon. “We escaped. Winning’s later.”
Tiffy met his look—no words.
Pups wagged blue tails. Kids dropped into sand, laughter and exhaustion tangling. SSAR hovered above. “Survivors confirmed. Temporary safety achieved.”
Maui cracked a grin. “Temporary’s enough.”
Far behind, the Czar’s voice thinned to a distant snarl. “You can’t hide them forever!”
“Maybe not,” Maui murmured, swinging back onto the Harley, “but long enough to teach them how to fight back.”
The convoy slid north as dawn scraped light over the dunes
CHAPTER 17: TAKING DOWN THE ICEMONSTERS
The cliffs still smelled of ozone when the first rank went over. Holographic stone glittered where light met dust; boots hammered—then the edge vanished.
Screams, wind—then neon blurs cut the drop. Hover-puppies dove, harness-paws locking, rotors whining, bodies cradled and lowered to sand. Thuds, not splats.
The slingshot boy’s lip trembled. “He saved them?”
Maui tipped an invisible hat to the pups. “Crack expectations,” he called, loud enough for the kids.
At the rim, the Czar’s line wobbled—rage, confusion, headsets buzzing. SSAR slid poison into their feed: the Czar’s clipped tirade, unmuted. You’re expendable. Finish the job or be replaced. Faces hollowed. Maui’s grin sharpened. “Pep talk to the wrong ears, boss.”
They regrouped in a jagged canyon. Small fires guttered. Kids shook out adrenaline. The slingshot boy poked a scorched panel. “They heard that… right?”
“They did,” Maui said, hands steady on his shoulders. “Sleeping uneasy helps.”
SSAR pulsed above them. “Psych impact: significant. Disaffection rising.”
The braided girl kicked a rock. “If we just run, we lose anyway.”
Maui crouched to her height. “Running’s a plan only if it ends with walls and food. You want action? Don’t react—design.”
He drew routes in sand. SSAR layered patrol windows, weak links. The kids leaned in. Tiffy moved through them, teaching clean welds, quick splices—no bark, just small nods when work held.
“Job one,” Maui said. “Supply line. Quiet. Clean.”
They drilled until the sequence lived in muscle. Dawn scraped up; two patched hover-trucks crawled out; puppy-pods hummed; Maui cut lead; SSAR ghosted overhead.
The raid clicked. A plasma snap killed a truck. The slingshot boy downed a drone. The braided girl’s squad slapped EMPs and blinded SIGINT. Food, filters, a few guns—more importantly, proof: plan → execute → return.
Flat water cans; laughing that tasted like winning.
“We can fight back,” the braided girl said, pride edged and dangerous.
Maui nodded. “Not surviving. Resisting.”
The ground answered with metal.
The spider-mech loped over the horizon—multilegged headline with twin plasma cores. It whistled mean. Cannons cut red scars across dunes.
SSAR flared. “Direct engagement suboptimal. Recommend diversion.”
Maui didn’t flinch—he charged. He wove through tracer fire, hurled a humming coil into dorsal seams. The mech spasmed, folded into smoking legs. Time bought, not peace.
The cavern became a lab. Solder smoke; stripped motors; SSAR’s diagnostics crawling the walls. Maui and Tiffy sketched the next con across a floating map.
“We go to his door,” Maui said. “No knock.”
“Hull gets stealth arrays and a decoy core signature,” Tiffy added. “Mask EM bloom with a pup-net?”
“Possible,” SSAR said. “Risk high. Reward maximal.”
Maui looked at smeared, bright faces. “You sure you’re coming?”
The braided girl lifted her chin. “We’re done being hunted.”
Maui slapped the route to the Czar’s fortress. “Then we build, teach, and take back what’s ours.”
They worked—weld, test, re-weld—laughter threaded through fear. Tiffy’s focus held steady; SSAR hummed a steel metronome.
By dawn the Trojan sat ugly-brilliant in the sand: scavenged hull, stolen signal rig, courage for a payload.
Maui climbed into the seat. “SSAR, we green?”
“If courage is the payload—green,” she said.
Tiffy hooked her boots on rebar, bandana loose in the wind. She watched him a heartbeat, then breathed.
“Let’s go.”
They pushed the rig toward the light—no speeches—just stubborn people, clever pups, and a hunger that smelled like home
Engines howled like chained hurricanes.
Maui gripped the controls of the Trojan Horse—half hover-truck, half prayer—while SSAR-Bot’s optics flared from green to red.
“Now or never,” he muttered, and slammed the throttle.
The desert peeled open beneath them, black sand igniting into amber streaks. Ahead, the fortress shimmered—cold, perfect, smug.
Gate sensors blinked; forged codes slid through; the walls swallowed the lie. Inside, the kids clung to the bulkheads, whispering to the hover-puppies as if courage could echo.
They hit the heart. Silence—then SSAR’s calm countdown: “Five seconds to detonation.”
Tiffy’s voice over comm: “Make it count.”
Maui grinned. “Delivery.” He jerked the wheel broadside. The Trojan slammed into the armored hatch.
EMP flash—gold across the dunes.
The grid went black.
Below, the Border Czar’s throne room imploded. Circuits died screaming. Steel folded in on itself. The empire swallowed its own heart.
But higher, the tower split open—and from that wound, Ka-Chinglianaire-X descended: ten stories tall, half code, half ego.
“INEFFICIENT. PREDICTABLE. DELETE YOURSELVES.”
Maui planted his boots. “Kids, behind me. This part’s PG-Trauma.”
He tore panels from the wreck and shaped them into a glowing shield. The first beam hit, scattering light like shrapnel.
Then the air bent.
Tiffy walked through the smoke—eyes amber-bright, hair sparking gold.
“Maui,” she said quietly, “step aside.”
Every scrap of metal lifted—plates, bolts, armor fragments—whirling in orbit around her.
“You wanted a rewrite?” she called to the giant. “Here’s the reset.”
Her hands crossed, then flung open. The metal fused into a radiant shield that caught X’s beam and hurled it back.
The feedback roared like a collapsing sun. X fractured—his face breaking into light shards that rained across the fortress.
When the glare cleared, silence replaced tyranny.
“Central AI hub offline,” SSAR confirmed. “Regime deleted.”
Maui caught Tiffy as she sagged.
“Easy, champ.”
She smiled faintly. “Told you I had potential.”
Alarms howled. The fortress began to die by its own pulse.
“Detention Block Gamma,” SSAR pinged.
Maui swung her onto the Harley. “Hang on.”
They tore through burning corridors. Locks melted under Tiffy’s touch.
When the first cell opened, the sound that rose wasn’t screams—it was life.
Families spilling out, crying, laughing, clinging.
Maui’s grin cracked wide. “That’s the music I was waiting for.”
Outside, the fortress sagged into silence.
“Mission complete,” SSAR said. “Retaliation probable.”
“Let ’em try,” Maui replied. “We’ve got brains, bots, and one girl who just rebooted reality.”
Then came the signal: Subject Tiffy—awakened. Vice-ICE—decoded. Initiate Reckoning Phase Two.
Origin: unknown.
Maui looked skyward. “Then the game’s not over.”
Tiffy steadied her breath. “No. It’s just ours to write.”
For once, no drones hummed. The horizon shimmered with new beacons—twelve colonies answering a single transmission: The Aloha Ping.
Maui laughed. “Catchy. Trademark pending.”
Tiffy wiped soot from her cheek. “They’ll rebuild.”
“Sure,” Maui said. “But now they know we can too.”
Weeks later, the fortress was a town.
Solar sails rose where towers fell. Wind-turbines sang instead of screamed.
Tiffy crouched among a circle of kids, showing them how to sling stones from a repurposed drone arm.
“Rule one,” she said, smiling, “aim for the truth, not the face.”
Laughter carried.
Maui found her by a half-built solar tower. “Big Sister of the Borderlands, huh?”
She didn’t look up. “Someone’s got to keep them flying straight. SSAR says I outrank her now.”
“Correction,” SSAR said. “Co-command confirmed.”
Maui leaned on his hover-hook. “Stars still calling.”
“They always will,” she said. “But this place finally answers back.”
He smiled, eyes bright with the newborn skyline. “Then you’ve got this, Big Sister.”
“And you,” she said, “have the rest of the galaxy. Go find the others. Teach them what family means.”
Maui mounted his Harley Hover. “Protocol: Aloha Always Wins.”
He revved once. Light rippled across the sand, igniting new beacons as he rode toward dawn.
Tiffy watched him fade, surrounded by laughter and the hum of rebuilt life.
Above, the sky caught the reflection of that pulse—gold, defiant, unending.
Somewhere deep in the network, Vice-ICE stirred again.
But in the borderlands of a healed world, one truth burned steady:
Aloha Always Wins


